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Post by Kensterberg on Dec 7, 2006 13:56:06 GMT -5
Well, it usually starts with insertion..... Wouldn't that be a party "in" rather than "on" said pussy? I always figured that "party on your pussy" would refer to premature ejaculation. Maybe this is why I prefer later RHCP ... |
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 7, 2006 13:56:08 GMT -5
Well, it usually starts with insertion..... Nah, the ladies like some foreplay first. |
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Post by kmc on Dec 7, 2006 13:58:04 GMT -5
But is that really a "party"?
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Post by kmc on Dec 7, 2006 13:59:26 GMT -5
This, mind you, is why this is such a "cool" album of the year thread. Because now we're talking about pussy. And who doesn't like pussy? Right, right?
*look around for high five.
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Post by Galactus on Dec 7, 2006 15:10:22 GMT -5
There used to be a rock t from Motley Crue or Warrant...maybe ever Great White or Poison, who remembers these things? Anyway it said "There's a party in your pants (or mouth) and I'm comin'!", I point this out because I think it's marginally more clever then the previous RHCP lyric...at least they were arsed to go the innuendo route. More then that though I wanted to point out that being comparable to 80's metal rock t slogans, and unfavorably at that, is bad. It's just bad.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 7, 2006 15:13:22 GMT -5
Yeah, it's a shitty lyric. To be fair though, not all of his lyrics are that bad. Lots, yes, but most are better than that.
Actually, as far as horrible Keidis lyrics go, I think "Godzilla, cunt-illa, Sammy D and Salmonella" from "Get On Top" is probably his worst.
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Post by Galactus on Dec 7, 2006 15:15:19 GMT -5
Wow, yeah that's real bad.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 7, 2006 15:19:46 GMT -5
I just picture him crouched in the corner with a notebook, while the rest of the band is practicing. He's squinting in frustration, trying to think of the right word. He jots down a few ideas, but then quickly scribbles them out. Finally, a smile breaks out on his face, as the perfect word to complete the lyric pops into his head. "Cunt-illa".
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Post by Ryosuke on Dec 7, 2006 19:44:45 GMT -5
I typed that list out with my penis, so that should satisfy the cool requirement that kenny laid out (he's quite the taskmaster, isn't he?). Hi there. You typed that out with your penis too? Awesome! Of course, it's a lot shorter compared to what I typed, but I'll cut you some slack, with you being female and all. |
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Post by riley on Dec 8, 2006 6:09:51 GMT -5
This, mind you, is why this is such a "cool" album of the year thread. Because now we're talking about pussy. And who doesn't like pussy? Right, right? *look around for high five. You're on your own. Not really a cat guy. |
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Post by kmc on Dec 8, 2006 9:10:21 GMT -5
Boo!  |
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Post by Mary on Dec 8, 2006 11:30:08 GMT -5
Actually, as far as horrible Keidis lyrics go, I think "Godzilla, cunt-illa, Sammy D and Salmonella" from "Get On Top" is probably his worst. If by "horrible" you all mean "best lyrics ever" then I agree. I never liked RHCP all that much, but what album is this on? I think I need to own. For the lyrical genius, of course. Cheers, M |
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Post by Mary on Dec 8, 2006 11:31:30 GMT -5
Oh my god. That thing kmc just posted made me spew my apple juice all over my keyboard.
Now my keyboard is gross and sticky.
Fuck you kenny.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 11:32:04 GMT -5
That's on Californication.
You're welcome.
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Post by frag on Dec 8, 2006 11:33:56 GMT -5
Californication pissed me off.
take that, Rocky.
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