I voted for Weller, now the penis is longer. How very appropriate.
"You know how people say, 'you're okay in my book' or 'and in my book that's no good.' Well, I actually have... a book. And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I've met you, and... you're going in the book, too. Unfortunately, now I'm gonna have to file you under...'chicken shit'."
