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Post by strat-0 on Sept 16, 2004 19:15:47 GMT -5
Allow me to rephrase: All three are officially red-carded for that crap. I'm not kidding. Take it someplace else. If you can't understand why, then seek professional help.
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Post by shin on Sept 16, 2004 19:16:42 GMT -5
Translation: Goodbye, MDT.
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Post by ModernDeathTrend on Sept 16, 2004 19:17:36 GMT -5
Allow me to rephrase: All three are officially red-carded for that crap. I'm not kidding. Take it someplace else. If you can't understand why, then seek professional help. I have professional help, it is called a sense of humor. I suggest you get one, maybe then you won't be such a tight wad. |
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Post by ModernDeathTrend on Sept 16, 2004 19:20:26 GMT -5
But since king tightwad says it is too extreme, I will kill off all the death jokes.
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Post by strat-0 on Sept 16, 2004 19:25:11 GMT -5
I have a sense of humor, dipshit. You don't. I'd suggest you read Shin's post. If you expect to interact with the people on this thread, then you should post in a manner appropriate to this thread. Start another thread if you like, for your tasteless "humor." It's not going to fly here. With that, you get another red card. Care to try for three on your first day? I'm not mincing shit with dickweeds like you here anymore. If you don't like it, then get the fuck out, cause that's where you'll be with the next asshole post you make, buddy.
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Post by shin on Sept 16, 2004 19:28:52 GMT -5
FYI: Strat-O can see your computer's IP. Make more trouble and you're perm-banned. Make more trouble than that and he can tip your ISP off and call the authorities on you.
But, please, do continue acting big and bad. It'll be all the more hilarious in the end.
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Post by stratman19 on Sept 16, 2004 19:47:28 GMT -5
Hey Strat, did the hurricane mess with you guys much?
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Post by 83768 on Sept 16, 2004 20:50:36 GMT -5
Hey Shinboy! It looks like you have grown a few inches since I last insulted you!
HA HA HA HA
(laughs)
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Post by stratman19 on Sept 16, 2004 22:05:06 GMT -5
Get lost, fucking troll.
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Post by kats on Sept 16, 2004 22:16:19 GMT -5
well, now we know who numbers is.
bring back fire dragons and this place will be rockin'.
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Post by stratman19 on Sept 16, 2004 22:30:56 GMT -5
I just got off the phone with Dana (Sherocks). We had our typical 2 hour phone call. She wanted me to tell all of you that she cares about "hi" (I'm not mentioning names for fear of leaving someone out). She also asked me to tell you guys that she owes emails, that she will try to respond within a week or so. She didn't mean to ignore you guys, she's just been very busy. She said that she would make a point of trying to get back with some of you.
* Personal note: Dana and I have long kept in touch thru emails and phone calls. She's important to me. *
Anyway, she sends her best wishes, and she's doing just fine.
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Post by stratman19 on Sept 16, 2004 22:33:00 GMT -5
well, now we know who numbers is. bring back fire dragons and this place will be rockin'. I don't think that's the 'real' Numbers. Just a troll playing the same old tired game... |
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Sept 17, 2004 3:47:35 GMT -5
And please ban the IP of 83768, whoever he is. Having read his four 'contributions' to the boards so far, he's clearly a numpty.
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Sept 17, 2004 5:26:01 GMT -5
From John O'Farrell in today's Guardian:-
...It is hardly surprising that Kerry has inspired so many people around the world, because his outstanding attributes are plain to see. Firstly, who can have failed to notice that wonderful "not-George-Bush" quality about him? Plus there is that certain "un-Dubya-ness" he seems to possess, not to mention what the French call the "il n'est pas George Bush" aspect of his personality.
Many of us have been moved to tears by his speeches. "Is that the best the Democrats can do?" we wept. And there is the fact that he served in Vietnam, where he was seriously injured by enemy fire, leaving army surgeons with no choice but to amputate his charisma.
But the tragedy is that while millions of us in Europe and beyond desperately care about who becomes the next president, none of us has any influence over the outcome. The time has come for European liberals to get together and do something about this.
One possibility might be to make commercials of our own to put out on American TV. Obviously, we couldn't let on that we were a bunch of lefty foreigners - we'd have to give our organisation an authentic-sounding alias - something neutral like the American Creationist Freedom Rifle Patriots for Truth.
But imagine the impact of some grainy footage of a young Dubya, with a gravelly voice-over whispering: "Everyone knows that George Bush did not fight for his country during the Vietnam war. This is because he was actually fighting for the Vietcong, leading the infamous Gay Jihad Atheists Squad, who captured American soldiers and forced them to become vegetarians and play soccer."
Never mind that every time we express outrage that George Bush wriggled out of going to Vietnam, we privately think: "Excellent move, George, that's exactly what I would have done." By the time the facts were checked the damage would be done, and Bush would be 20 points behind in the polls.
The only trouble with this idea is that the various European directors would never be able to agree on a style for the commercial. The French would want to film it as an allegorical three-hour internal monologue from a chain-smoking poet battling writer's block.
The British would have Hugh Grant as a love-struck ex-Beatle who gets mistaken for John Kerry by Emma Thompson. In the end the whole project would be handed over to the experimental Prague Cartoon Workshop, which has just won lots of awards for its unusual animation style when in fact it's just not very good at drawing.
If the advert idea is a non-starter, there is a more direct way that non-American liberals can get involved in the US election. Why don't we just offer to buy the votes of all those US citizens who aren't really that bothered? A majority of Americans won't even take part in the most important election in the world, and I'm sure they'd appreciate the $20 or $30 that lots of us would quite willingly pay to cast their votes for them.
So I call on all apolitical skint Americans to get themselves a postal vote and auction it on eBay. What could be more in the spirit of American capitalist democracy than disenfranchising yourself for the sake of some cash?
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Post by pissin2 on Sept 17, 2004 6:50:55 GMT -5
I tell ya man, life's too short not to laugh. But I only did that to see what you guys would say. It's not funny that he died, but how he died. Sometimes you gotta laugh at stuff like a whole football team being attacked by lightning and only one guy dying, and it being probably the goofiest looking guy who looks like he was already struck by the bolt a couple times. I mean come on. How many people actually get hit with lightning? I know this guy at work who was hit by lightning. He didn't die but his eyes are all kind of goofy looking now and you can never tell if he's really looking at you. We joke about it sometimes. I know death isn't always funny. Like Johhny Ramone, that sucks the big one. I'm kind of upset about that. But I knew how uptight most of your are so I knew your reactions would be like that. Which is actually the funny part, you guys all exploding and "red carding" me, not the guy dying. Especially someone like strat who is a bigot and insensitive about gays.
But I apologize. As the Bud Light guy would say.....We salute you Mr. being struck by lightning football player guy! Your whole team is glad it wasn't them.
From now on I will refrain about jokes of the dead.
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