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Post by Galactus on Aug 8, 2005 21:06:41 GMT -5
I'd like to thank all of you for your cooperation and thoughtful questions. I hope I've been helpful and I feel this has been a great start to a great campaign. I'm sure you'll have more questions as we progress so feel free to ask anything. We are an open book. Thanks again and I hope to see you all often on the campaign trail.
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Post by shin on Aug 8, 2005 21:15:34 GMT -5
Folks, I'd like to take a moment to tell you where my values lie. I hope these images will help give you a better idea of the sort of candidate I am and clue you into the soul of the man you'll be voting on. Thank you and God Bless! I am FOR: A happy and productive American military  Little League Baseball  Puppies  Ice cream sundaes  Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade  Blond girls blowing bubbles  ...and most importantly, adorable newborn children  I am AGAINST: Democrats  Michael Moore  The ACLU  Grand Theft Auto  Hollywood "Values"  ...and most importantly, Muslims  I hope this has been an enlightening experience for you. I look forward to working together for a better tommorrow and a better CE! |
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Post by Rit on Aug 8, 2005 21:21:28 GMT -5
is it possible for people to cry and weep uncontrollably from laughter?
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ClubberLang
Struggling Artist
think for yourself, question authority
Posts: 288
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Post by ClubberLang on Aug 8, 2005 21:21:35 GMT -5
I was browsing this board and saw this thread. I haven't posted in almost 2 years. What would you do to get posters like me to come back to this slobitorium?
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Post by Galactus on Aug 8, 2005 21:25:34 GMT -5
While Micheal Moore is indeed fat but I would like to stress that the shin adminstration does not and will not condone discremanation of fat people. "Pleasently plump" is what we like call it...and of course we only dislike the bad muslims.
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Post by shin on Aug 8, 2005 21:25:52 GMT -5
A special adults only CE section with photo galleries of the hottest Fox News anchorwomen. For instance: Alicia Acuna  Julie Banderas  Lisa Bernhard  ...and that's just up until "B"! |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Aug 8, 2005 21:26:31 GMT -5
I share Mr Lang's concerns, Candidate Shin. As important as it is for you to be able to assure Strat's constituents that you will carry on his legacy, you need to be able to reconnect with the posters who were driven away. We are the little sheep who wandered away from the flock & got lost on the interstate highway. We need a shepherd.
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Post by shin on Aug 8, 2005 21:27:02 GMT -5
And only the Shin administration can provide you with the tools to shock and awe your way into those anchorpants.
Anything else you need to know, Citizen Clubber?
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Post by Rit on Aug 8, 2005 21:27:21 GMT -5
roawrr. i'm lookin' at Julie B.
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Post by Galactus on Aug 8, 2005 21:29:04 GMT -5
How 'bout those Fox(y) ladies, huh? The shinster does deliever...in a completely respectful and equal oppertunity manner of course.
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Post by shin on Aug 8, 2005 21:32:14 GMT -5
I'd like to draw your attention, Clubber, to Julie Banderas' pink lace lingerie.
I think we both know where your vote lies.
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ClubberLang
Struggling Artist
think for yourself, question authority
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Post by ClubberLang on Aug 8, 2005 21:34:34 GMT -5
And only the Shin administration can provide you with the tools to shock and awe your way into those anchorpants. Anything else you need to know, Citizen Clubber? i need to know when this board is going to turn back to a place for the 'people". Is open-mindedness still going to be allowed here or is this basically a "closed forum" as far as opinions and humor go? Are people going to be banned for "personal" reasons and taste instead of substance or is it still being rules with an iron fist by the "powers that be" here? |
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Post by Galactus on Aug 8, 2005 21:34:35 GMT -5
*begins humming Hail To The Chief
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Post by shin on Aug 8, 2005 21:38:32 GMT -5
Citizen Clubber, I promise to do all I can to bring equality, fairness and anchortitty back to the Castaways community!
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Post by Galactus on Aug 8, 2005 21:43:44 GMT -5
Shin is a biblical name that means "internet message board shepard".
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