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Post by shin on Nov 18, 2005 17:52:23 GMT -5
You should be getting it by now.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Nov 18, 2005 17:55:19 GMT -5
Liar. Seriously, message me and I'll send you my address. Wait, hold on, I'll send you message with my address. Whoooooo, I'm getting a trophy from, Shin, Mr. Politics. I'm so excited.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Nov 18, 2005 18:00:35 GMT -5
Why are you so angry, Shin?
Here, here's a joke for you:
What's the difference between a Jewish person and a pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put them in the oven.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Nov 18, 2005 18:01:10 GMT -5
What's black and blue and doesn't like love making?
The 15 year old in my trunk.
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Post by shin on Nov 18, 2005 18:01:40 GMT -5
What's the difference between babies and bowling balls? You can't load bowling balls into a pickup truck with a pitchfork.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Nov 18, 2005 18:02:06 GMT -5
What's so funny about a puppy being beat to death?
Ah man, I missed it, I was too busy jerking off to my own self image.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Nov 18, 2005 18:02:39 GMT -5
What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Post by shin on Nov 18, 2005 18:03:37 GMT -5
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "AUUUUULERRRRGGGGGG"
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Nov 18, 2005 18:04:47 GMT -5
What's wrong with a Mexican and A Black person having kids?
You don't want kids that are too lazy to steal.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Nov 18, 2005 18:05:31 GMT -5
What's the difference between a pigeon and an oil guy in the 80s?
A pigeon could make a deposit on a Mercedes.
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Post by shin on Nov 18, 2005 18:17:23 GMT -5
What do you call an armless and legless guy on your front doorstep?
Fair warning.
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Post by luke on Nov 18, 2005 18:36:31 GMT -5
Oh man, we used to have a dead baby joke thread on the original boards. Good stuff.
What's red and gooey and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
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Post by luke on Nov 18, 2005 18:42:07 GMT -5
Late one night, a man nabs a woman and drags her through the woods, kicking and screaming shouting for her life. He finally throws her down in the dirt and starts raping her, and she won't stop screaming, screaming, screaming. Sick of it, he finally tells her, "You think you're scared? I gotta walk back in the dark by myself!"
Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot?
A pedophile's arse
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Post by luke on Nov 21, 2005 10:29:00 GMT -5
Oh man, those jokes remain excellent crowd-killers, I see.
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