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Post by kmc on Feb 23, 2007 14:27:18 GMT -5
That is the truth.
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Post by shin on Feb 24, 2007 15:23:20 GMT -5
Boiled broccoli is really really good. I could eat that stuff every day. In fact I probably should.
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Post by RocDoc on Feb 24, 2007 16:47:52 GMT -5
The message for fat people should be this:
You wanna eat this awesome Texas Double Whopper with Cheese? Go run five miles.
You don't wanna go run five miles?
Here, eat this boiled broccoli. Fatass.
Hell yeah!
You gotta pay the wages if sin, if you're gonna sin.
Or you can choose those wages to be atherosclerosis and premature, often painful death...
And then there's the thighs that always chafe and burn til that day comes.
And no corduroy for YOU!
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Feb 25, 2007 17:36:30 GMT -5
I eat Burger King twice a week. That shit is delicious. When I was running sixty plus miles a week, I'd slam often wolf down a Grilled Stuft Burrito for energy before I'd hit the track. I knew a guy who ran cross-country for our college who'd eat a bucket of fried chicken before hitting the gym, and this dude was built like Usher. Can't get away with that so much anymore, but ah well. Also, it's complete bullshit that the healthier you eat, the less you want junk food. BULLSHIT. I never craved junk food until I started eating healthy. I couldn't stand the taste of ice cream or most other sweets until I started eating six meals of boring balanced protein type stuff. After that, I'd get to where I couldn't even think straight if I didn't hit up McDonald's for a McFlurry and an ice cream cone at least once a week. And post over ten mile run Chinese buffet is epic, there's nothing better on this earth. The message for fat people should be this: You wanna eat this awesome Texas Double Whopper with Cheese? Go run five miles. You don't wanna go run five miles? Here, eat this boiled broccoli. Fatass. This is exactly why its so hard for me to understand how people can get so grossly overweight. I love McDonalds probably more than most fatties. I don't go nuts with it, though. And when I eat a Big Mac, you can bet your sweet ass I pay for it the next day. I'm my own personal trainer from hell. I used to make myself run until I felt nauseous. I should take up personal training for fat people. You still running much, Luke? I've been slacking off a little & swimming more (now that its summer). I think I need to start weight training, I want arms like Madonna - is this attractive on women? Discuss. |
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Post by kmc on Feb 25, 2007 18:36:22 GMT -5
Muscle is sexy, but too much definition on anyone, man or woman, is unattractive.
Madonna arms? Go for it, La.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Feb 25, 2007 18:49:55 GMT -5
I need pumped-up cannons to fight the cyborg sent back from the future to kill my son.
*cue strains of Guns N Roses 'You Could Be Mine'*
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Post by luke on Feb 25, 2007 19:02:06 GMT -5
I haven't looked at Madonna's arms lately, but they're probably sexy.
I haven't been running much due to this cyst thing I have somewhere around my meniscus. I've seen it in an x-ray, and I'm waiting for the "expert opinion" of the doctor whenever he looks at it. I'm not sure what it is. It's not baker's cyst, though, and that's the closest diagnosis I can find to it.
It's totally cool when I bike ride or do other, gayer cardio at the gym, but if I go running on it my knee is numb the next day. If I do a lot of yoga, it seems to aggravate it, too.
I got the x-ray a few months ago. Thing is, my bro-in-law is an x-ray tech, so the x-ray was "special priced", so it's taking a bit longer for the doctor to get around to looking at the thing.
Meanwhile, I been hitting the gym pretty hard and going pretty hard on the various gym machine cardio and bike riding. It's not as fulfilling as running, but seems to work almost as well. I'd like to start swimming once it warms up.
Wow, that was a huge answer to a simple question. No, Layla, I haven't been running much.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Feb 25, 2007 19:15:15 GMT -5
That sucks. Dude, can you take your x-ray to another doctor & get them to drain the cyst or something? You don't need to put up with knee pain for that long & you don't want to aggravate it.
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Post by loudaab on Feb 25, 2007 20:19:40 GMT -5
I AGREE
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Post by luke on Feb 26, 2007 8:03:39 GMT -5
That sucks. Dude, can you take your x-ray to another doctor & get them to drain the cyst or something? You don't need to put up with knee pain for that long & you don't want to aggravate it. Good advice, but I'm prolly just gonna bug the shit out of the bro-in-law to get that x-ray to the doctor and make him look at it. I've been cutting him some slack because he has a lot of shit going on, but it's sort of calmed down, so I'm getting my expert opinion soon. |
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Post by Ryosuke on Feb 26, 2007 8:32:39 GMT -5
I don't exercise, but I stay thin by shitting a lot.
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Post by sisyphus on Feb 26, 2007 10:52:57 GMT -5
haahaa. as for muscles, a little is sexy, too much is icky with a side of dull vainity.
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Post by phil on Nov 20, 2007 11:33:22 GMT -5
Does this mean you have to buy two plots in the cemetary ?? Obesity products help Americans live largeFrom baby seats to bridal gowns, and in the end, coffins, getting bigger updated 11:25 a.m. ET, Mon., April. 17, 2006 NEW YORK - From the cradle to the grave and most points between, obesity has found its niche in American marketing. Make that a wide berth.  Michael Conroy / AP
Keith Davis of Goliath Casket poses with the company's largest stock size of casket, 52 inches wide, at the company's shop in Lynn, Ind. Caskets are normally about 27 inches wide. The company has produced caskets up to 7-feet square. Baby seats, doorways and caskets are but a few examples from a long list of life's accouterments that are getting much bigger to accommodate much bigger people. There are also vacation resorts for those embarrassed to be seen in a bathing suit. At Freedom Paradise on Mexico's Yucatan peninsula, the chairs are wider and without arms, to prevent getting stuck; the beds are king-sized and reinforced, to prevent collapsing; and the beach is private and secluded, to prevent gawking and staring. "You should not be embarrassed by how big you are," said William Fabrey, whose online business "Amplestuff" offers larger versions of everyday things from umbrellas to footstools. "You can't just yell at someone and tell them to lose weight. You're already dealing with people who think they have no worth. "They still have to sit down on a chair that doesn't collapse," he said. Like others in this small but growing group of businesses, Fabrey started his company after discussions with an overweight friend. "She was a big woman, and she said, 'There's got to be an easier way to get through the day.' " Article continues ... www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12354448/ |
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Post by Proud on Nov 20, 2007 11:56:13 GMT -5
I love being fat.
keeps me warm in the winter!
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Post by KooL on Nov 20, 2007 11:59:06 GMT -5
That's a beautiful casket. Looks real comfy too.
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