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Post by Galactus on Jun 25, 2006 20:10:22 GMT -5
Alot.
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Post by rockysigman on Jun 25, 2006 20:13:54 GMT -5
That's actually not true, we really do hate babies. We hate babies because we hate ourselves. A lot. |
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Post by Galactus on Jun 25, 2006 20:15:56 GMT -5
Awholefuckinglot
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 25, 2006 20:17:42 GMT -5
you're right. me too. i want fill a room with babies and their snotty little noses, and then hack them all up with a machete. then i'd roll around in them, because you know what THEY say.... they say baby guts are good for the skin... in fact, drinking their blood is like drinking from the fountain of youth... BABY BLOOD BABY BLOOD BABY BLOOD!!! bwaaaa haaaahhh haaaahhh!
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Post by pauledwardwagemann on Jun 25, 2006 20:22:24 GMT -5
p.s. "alot" is not a word. it's "a lot." there's a space between the definite article and the word signifying the amount. i won't go into any of your other "quirks," but that one really irks me, in an instantly finite sort of way.  Is LMAO a word? My spelling and my grammar are terrible. I come from a dirt poor family from a small midwest town, and I never did git me none of that there proper learnin as a young'un...I never read a book all the way through until I was 17--honest truth. Somehow I made it to college (that 37/36 on my ACT helped big time) and then with a little help from Puff the Magic Dragon the mind expansion began...but still I have a shitty foundation, and when I get in a hurry to write something I revert back to my bumblefuck beginnings... |
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 25, 2006 20:30:11 GMT -5
glad you took the bait. |
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Post by pauledwardwagemann on Jun 25, 2006 20:39:56 GMT -5
glad you took the bait. Are you flirting with me? Because if you are I should tell you up front that I have an abnoramally large penis. A girlfriend in ollege once measured it at ten inches, but I think she added an inch, just so as to brag to her friends (it became a running joke in fact amongst her girlfriends)... |
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Post by Galactus on Jun 25, 2006 20:45:13 GMT -5
You are an abnormally large penis.
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 25, 2006 20:51:05 GMT -5
You are an abnormally large penis. hahah! |
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 25, 2006 20:52:18 GMT -5
as for flirting, pew, don't make me laugh--or sue. as for penises, thorn is already quite well-hung, and i am contented.
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 25, 2006 21:03:36 GMT -5
In all honesty, I've got no problem with other people's kids as long as they're well behaved. Who hasn't seen a cute kid in a store and gone "aaahh?" But I really don't want one, and when it comes to what would I rather take home and have to care for, I find babies to be slightly behind kittens (I actually prefer adult cats to kittens) and waaaaaay back of puppies. I'll take a puppy over a baby ... well, every time. Even breeds I don't like have more of a pull for me than babies do.
And FWIW, I find dead baby jokes to be hysterically funny, but anyone who takes them seriously is an idiot, with no sense of humour. None.
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 25, 2006 21:05:51 GMT -5
What ever happened to proving that we've got souls, and that this point is somehow incredibly important to the question of a woman's right to control her own body?
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Jun 25, 2006 21:28:01 GMT -5
Since when does dark humour equate with finding pleasure in having your photo taken smiling after you have just tortured someone? No, personally I can't watch 5 minutes of South Park without thinking of a bunch of guys I knew at Texas Tech lighting their farts. It's not the best thing in the world, but you know what? I'm glad it's out there. There is an off button on your remote control.
Second: I am very happy. I have toured alot, I play in several bands, I am accomplished as a classically trained percussionist, I have written screenplays that I try to sell, I am good to my friends, I volunteer, I went to school and got the degree that I wanted even though it makes me zero money, I have a decent job, AND I am blessed to have the people on this board and other people in my life that I wouldn't trade anything in the world for.
Now. I don't know you, so honestly I am not going to impune your character. Just stop with the short cuts to thinking and take a deep breath.
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 25, 2006 21:31:57 GMT -5
Very cool post, Skvor.
I just watched two episodes of Family Guy ... something I've never done before. There were some really funny things, and some things that were just groaners. Sort of like South Park, it's not something I'm gonna make a point to watch, but I can see where other people could really like it. I'm glad it's out there, even if I never watch it again.
Freedom of speech is a great thing.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Jun 25, 2006 21:32:47 GMT -5
Here's a touch question for you to answer, Paul, of which I bet you couldn't fathom to answer:
1. Why are you taking the cliched highway as being that guy that thinks he knows what a woman wants and can prove it.
2. Did you once have ovaries?
3. Do you produce Milk?
4. Did you know that it only takes one male for a species to survive?
5. Did you know that mother nature and mothers will kill the male children first if there are too many of them?
6. Is mother nature covered by the Supreme Court?
7. Do you think that women fuck to cum like men, or are you one of those that likes your women demure?
8. Unless you have a physical specimen to show on the proof of a soul, outside of conjecture, I mean a digital picture of you shaking hands with a soul, how can you still be arguing this point?
9. Is "it's a feeling" a valid argument? I could use that Neil Young blows little boys because "I have a feeling". Does that make it true?
10. How did the dead baby cross the road?
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