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Post by rockysigman on Jun 25, 2006 21:35:42 GMT -5
10. How did the dead baby cross the road? I don't know about the other questions, but I know the answer to this one. It was nailed to the chicken. |
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Jun 25, 2006 21:37:40 GMT -5
ding ding ding...........
I love you, Rocky.
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Post by Matheus on Jun 25, 2006 21:38:04 GMT -5
LMFAO... those dead baby jokes were RIDICULOUSLY funny.
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Post by Matheus on Jun 25, 2006 21:38:49 GMT -5
I fucking hate Fritos, but that actually sounded like a decent snack.
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Post by Matheus on Jun 25, 2006 21:45:51 GMT -5
What are you talking about? I seriously haven't the faintest idea what you even mean. I haven't seen the Family Guy in probably 5 years, and wasn't really a fan of it anyway. Regardless, what do dead baby jokes have to do with that show? Also, if you don't like these jokes, you're free to not read them. Famly Guy, South Park, etc or any of these trendy shows that try outdo each other as to which can be the most inappropriate. It's the same mentality as your Dead baby jokes, mentallity that appeals mainly--if not excluesively--to people who are unhappy having to live a mainstream existence, and have therefore built up an incredible amount of hate in their systems. So seeing 'cartoon' situations in which this hatred is released in the form of attacks on mainstream standsard of appropriateness, is something that turns these unhappy souls on. You're right. I'm completely hateful and miserable. I found every one of those jokes fantastically funny, and you have made me re-realize how bloody bitter I am. I hate mainstream society. I hate every time I turn on the TV and Cheaters is on... or Jerry Springer... or some other stupid show like that. I seriously would rather watch the Food Network. And yes, I love South Park and The Family Guy. |
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Post by Matheus on Jun 25, 2006 22:40:03 GMT -5
There is one thing that PEW and I agree on, and that's the existence of the soul.
My question to him is... do you believe in a spiritual realm, or do you believe souls exist in a totally non-spiritual sense?
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Post by shin on Jun 25, 2006 23:27:45 GMT -5
Paulie, your dick just seemed so big to others because you keep having three ways with lesbian midgets. You know, like how your Pinto would seem that much bigger if your garage was the size of a doghouse.
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Post by shin on Jun 25, 2006 23:38:59 GMT -5
But look Paulie, here's the scoop. One of us, preferably me, is going to eat your child. If you want to know why, the answer is simple: because your child is extremely valuable. He's a rare artifact, you might say, up there with the Spear of Destiny and Excalibur. The reason for this is that your child is the only known living organism that can categorically prove the existence of a soul. As such, it goes without saying that your child HAS a soul...and a very powerful one at that. I therefore must consume your child so that I may also consume his soul. With the consumption of this "Soul of Power", I shall grow more powerful than any mortal can possibly fathom, and I shall rule the world as I tower over the trembling populace of this pathetic planet. I will then reveal myself to have, this entire time, secretly been... GALACTUS![/size]  |
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 25, 2006 23:46:15 GMT -5
I had no idea that, all this time, Galactus was saying "Get in my belly!" to those planets. ;D
I'm still laughing at this shit, Shin. Goddamn, stick a fork in it, this board is done.
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Post by strat-0 on Jun 26, 2006 9:27:48 GMT -5
Hysterical though it may be, the oversize picture needs to go.
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Post by shin on Jun 26, 2006 9:50:52 GMT -5
Blasphemy!!!
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Post by pauledwardwagemann on Jun 26, 2006 9:56:04 GMT -5
In all honesty, I've got no problem with other people's kids as long as they're well behaved. Who hasn't seen a cute kid in a store and gone "aaahh?" But I really don't want one, and when it comes to what would I rather take home and have to care for, I find babies to be slightly behind kittens (I actually prefer adult cats to kittens) and waaaaaay back of puppies. I'll take a puppy over a baby ... well, every time. Even breeds I don't like have more of a pull for me than babies do. And FWIW, I find dead baby jokes to be hysterically funny, but anyone who takes them seriously is an idiot, with no sense of humour. None. Ahhh, You're quite the humanitarian, arent you Ken? Tell me, do you laugh about US bombs and bullets that kill Iraqi babies too? Or it it just the death of American babies that you find so humourous??? |
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 26, 2006 10:02:04 GMT -5
Shin -- Strat's right, you do need to resize that (awesome) pic of Galactus ... say about half of the size it is now.
PEW -- You do understand that dead baby jokes are FICTIONAL, right? There isn't a pile of dead babies somewhere with a live one in the middle eating its way out. There's no dead baby nailed to a chicken crossing the road right now (at least not that I know of). Dead babies are funny b/c they are so far beyond the pale, because the reality of dead children is so profoundly disturbing in so many ways.
But thanks for proving my point, anyone who takes dead baby jokes seriously is an idiot, with no sense of humour. None.
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Post by shin on Jun 26, 2006 10:12:25 GMT -5
Well I can't speak for Ken, but I know *I* laugh at US bombs and bullets killing Iraqi babies. It's a real knee slapper, those dead babies.
Enough chit chat. Mail your child to me. And don't forget to poke airholes in the box, I want him alive.
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Post by luke on Jun 26, 2006 10:18:15 GMT -5
Little girl walks in the bathroom one morning and sees her father naked.
"Daddy, what's that?" she asks.
"Why that's my penis" he says.
"When am I going to get one of those, Daddy?"
"As soon as your mother goes to work."
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