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Post by Matheus on Jun 26, 2006 10:23:50 GMT -5
When the funeral was through
I had myself a barbeque
Baby's bones they sure taste good
I couldn't have stopped; if only I could.
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Post by Fuzznuts on Jun 26, 2006 10:30:07 GMT -5
Little girl walks in the bathroom one morning and sees her father naked. "Daddy, what's that?" she asks. "Why that's my penis" he says. "When am I going to get one of those, Daddy?" "As soon as your mother goes to work." Will I go to hell if I laugh at that? Because I really want to laugh at that. |
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 26, 2006 10:30:32 GMT -5
I feel like I should be changing my avatar from my normal life-affirming Boss image to something more like this ...  After all, apparently I'm a soulless bastard who wants to kill innocents and destroy planets ... and Shin has now been revealed as Galactus, so I can't use that one. |
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 26, 2006 10:32:28 GMT -5
Little girl walks in the bathroom one morning and sees her father naked. "Daddy, what's that?" she asks. "Why that's my penis" he says. "When am I going to get one of those, Daddy?" "As soon as your mother goes to work." Will I go to hell if I laugh at that? Because I really want to laugh at that. I laughed at it ... but I've already gone over to the Dark Side, so what's one more joke? |
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Post by Matheus on Jun 26, 2006 10:32:53 GMT -5
Wageman, I know you're going to be upset
Cause it was just a little girl
But you should know by now
I ate the baby
Wageman don't preach, cause it tastes so sweet
Wageman don't preach, don't you lose sleep
Cause I've made up my mind, I'm eating babies
Cause I have eaten the baby, mmmm...
Wageman, Wageman if you could only see
Just how good it tastes to me
You'd give your blessing right now
Cause it tastes so good, tastes so damn good... so please
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Post by Fuzznuts on Jun 26, 2006 10:33:19 GMT -5
I think you should go Hitler.
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 26, 2006 10:37:44 GMT -5
Wageman, I know you're going to be upset Cause it was just a little girl But you should know by now I ate the baby Wageman don't preach, cause it tastes so sweet Wageman don't preach, don't you lose sleep Cause I've made up my mind, I'm eating babies Cause I have eaten the baby, mmmm... LMMFAO! Great post Slark, erm Matt. ;D |
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 26, 2006 10:38:58 GMT -5
I think you should go Hitler. How about this one?  |
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Post by Matheus on Jun 26, 2006 10:41:50 GMT -5
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to babies.
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Post by shin on Jun 26, 2006 10:47:19 GMT -5
 Eat my baby. One more time. |
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Post by Matheus on Jun 26, 2006 10:48:18 GMT -5
Eat my baby. One more time. LMFAO... that was superb. SUPERB. |
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Post by Matheus on Jun 26, 2006 10:48:49 GMT -5
Sean Preston smothered in afterbirth with placenta on the side.
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Post by Fuzznuts on Jun 26, 2006 10:50:33 GMT -5
I think you should go Hitler. How about this one? Beautiful. |
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Post by Matheus on Jun 26, 2006 11:05:59 GMT -5
Eating babies is a revelation
Chewing around you feel the sweet sensation
It might be heaven if the cooking's right
I hope my dinner never ends tonight
Eating babies makes me feel so free
At night I lock the doors to eat my meal in peace
I'm tired of eating here all by myself
I want to show the splendor to someone else
Gonna show you how to cook it in a special way
You'll want to eat it every day
Don't try to hide it cause there's no disquise
The way it feels biting into the eyes
Eat up little babies here with me
Just let swallowing set you free
Fork the body, and take your time
Be sure not to eat mine...
Come on... get into the groove.
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Post by Fuzznuts on Jun 26, 2006 11:06:54 GMT -5
It's been scientifically proven that Hitler ate babies.
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