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Post by Matheus on May 18, 2006 10:09:52 GMT -5
BTW... I'm kind of upset about this whole gay thing... I might not be around much, but humph.
I'm the one who's been with the same guy for 2 years, I like Madonna, and I like gay porn.
So I hate pink, and rainbows, and Cher, and Elton John, and George Michael, and Boy George, and upside down triangles, and poodles, and I don't talk with a lisp, and I don't dress like a girl would, and I could care less about shoes... so what?
And yeah, I like baseball... but there's something gay about baseball... pitcher/catcher... holding the bat... catching the "ball"... smacking asses... homerun!... Have I mentioned that Brian McCann is hot? He's a Brave... Go BRAVES!!!
I have a feeling I'm gonna lose.
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Post by poseidon on May 18, 2006 10:19:02 GMT -5
BTW... I'm kind of upset about this whole gay thing... I might not be around much, but humph. I'm the one who's been with the same guy for 2 years, I like Madonna, and I like gay porn. So I hate pink, and rainbows, and Cher, and Elton John, and George Michael, and Boy George, and upside down triangles, and poodles, and I don't talk with a lisp, and I don't dress like a girl would, and I could care less about shoes... so what? And yeah, I like baseball... but there's something gay about baseball... pitcher/catcher... holding the bat... catching the "ball"... smacking asses... homerun!... Have I mentioned that Brian McCann is hot? He's a Brave... Go BRAVES!!! I have a feeling I'm gonna lose. Poor baby...have a cookie. I was with a partner for 10 years. |
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Post by Matheus on May 18, 2006 10:20:30 GMT -5
Oh, I was kidding... it's yours to win. Cheers, Pat... for being gayer than me. haha.
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Post by Matheus on May 18, 2006 10:22:18 GMT -5
I gotta work in like an hour... but let me tell ya, this beer tastes fucking good.
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Post by poseidon on May 18, 2006 10:22:47 GMT -5
Eh. Ya know Slark, since were "baring our souls" here...I wish you and your partner lots of luck.  |
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Post by Matheus on May 18, 2006 10:28:27 GMT -5
Thanks, Pat.
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Post by riley on May 18, 2006 10:39:55 GMT -5
Alright that's enough. Stop cluttering up my thread girls. ;D
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Post by Matheus on May 18, 2006 10:41:35 GMT -5
Yes, mam!
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Post by rockysigman on May 18, 2006 11:15:51 GMT -5
If I'd known this guy was gonna be posting, I'd never have voted Rocky for "gayest poster." Go ahead and change it then. The vote tallying has not yet begun. |
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Post by luke on May 18, 2006 11:44:10 GMT -5
I already change it once, and I don't feel like doing it again.
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Post by riley on May 18, 2006 11:46:17 GMT -5
Luke, you do realize indecisiveness and laziness are both signs of homosexuality.
That said I would like to change my vote for Gayest Poster to Luke. No wait. Ummm. Maybe... ah fuck it, I can't be bothered.
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Post by Thorngrub on May 18, 2006 12:27:59 GMT -5
Best Username JLLMBest Avatar Superfuzz BignutsBest Front Page Board Other Than Death Metal...Best Interior Thread KornBest Photo  Best Music Taste PissinMost Impressive Music Knowledge PattenMost Impressive Movie Knowledge AdamBest Record/Concert Reviewer I don't know - it's a cross between PATTEN and LUKE: Patten always impeccably includes setlists, w/spare remarks; and luke always really gets into describing his own personal POV about whatever show he's seen, so it's a draw between emBest Movie Reviewer AdamFunniest Poster Pissin: (Castaways Loss)Most Mysterious Poster theLadyGayest Poster PatPoster Who Appears To Get The Most Ass LukePoster With The Coolest Posting Style fragPoster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person A tie between Adam, Layla, & frag: preferably all @ the same timeMost Missed Poster Pissin...Sexiest Male Poster Clearly RileySexiest Female Poster sisyphusBest Regional Posting Contingent I'm goin' w/the Aussies: they got 'La and Scottsy&Mellie! No competitionMost Easy To Get Along With Poster P CookMost Political Poster shinMost Intelligent Poster Dr Mary BlaneyMost Globally Focused Poster PhilMost Culturally Focused Poster PhilCobra or Mongoose That is the Eternal Question, is it not? (w/all due respect to the MOngeese - *fine adversaries* Best Overall Poster Riley Dawgie . . . hands down |
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Post by kmc on May 18, 2006 13:38:50 GMT -5
Best Username: JLLM Best Avatar: Nothing made me laugh harder than the Mantis "Sweathog" avatar. Best Front Page Board: I'll take the Comics Board over at Sedaka. Best Interior Thread: The Ken Holzman is Insane Thread Best Photo:  Best Music Taste: Mantis, Yak, me. Most Impressive Music Knowledge: Yak Most Impressive Movie Knowledge: I have no idea. Best Record/Concert Reviewer: No one can beat the thornster for enthusiasm. That guy is just great. Best Movie Reviewer: I don't know. I am not much for watching movies. Funniest Poster: Rileydog, although Pissin was hilarious. Most Mysterious Poster: Guest. Whoever that guy is, he's pretty mysterious. Gayest Poster: Pat's pretty flaming, so I guess that's it. Poster Who Appears To Get The Most Ass: Probably tracy. Good for her. Poster With The Coolest Posting Style: What's a cool posting style? Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person: Mantis, Luke, shin, the Yak, Rileydog, Rocky Most Missed Poster: louee Sexiest Male Poster: Riley, although I'm not into the things he's into, you know, bum darts and all. Sexiest Female Poster: Tracy or Layla Best Regional Posting Contingent: The South. Luke, me, Mantis. Thank you. Most Easy To Get Along With Poster: Mantis and Rocky. Most Political Poster: Chrisfan. And that's definitely not an insult. Most Intelligent Poster: Mantis Most Globally Focused Poster: Phil Most Culturally Focused Poster: Phil Cobra or Mongoose: Cobra. and what a great movie that was too, with Stallone as a retarded cop instead of retarded boxer or retarded Vietnam vet or retarded future cop. Best Overall Poster: Rileydog |
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Post by Fuzznuts on May 18, 2006 13:55:48 GMT -5
I thought Copland was the one where he was a retarded cop?
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Post by kmc on May 18, 2006 14:05:37 GMT -5
Yeah, he's been retarded Cop in like a million movies. He was retarded rogue cop in Cobra.
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