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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Jul 12, 2004 10:45:08 GMT -5
My Packet
I inspire female lust
Women shout "Roger me senseless"
And "In Jesus we trust"
It's the inevitable consequence
Of a stray webcam photo
Of me with me nuclear barge
Hoving out of its silo
It's a love missile
One that never ceases to grow
It's a mighty, multi-carriaged train
For which British rail had to rethink
Else those tunnels would have felt some pain.
Baby. Oh yeah.
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Post by Meursault on Jul 12, 2004 10:52:12 GMT -5
Jealous of Jonas inside the whale
I want to breach the water
and smack my tail
and uneven splash crashes back
you swallow my wishing well
photos black and white
the astral plane picture booth
a tatoo of something old
said to be truth
science is fine
with a glass of wine
but where it goes who decides
my neighbor walks his dog
it shits on my lawn
steps into the desert to leave
his smart bomb
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Jul 12, 2004 11:16:48 GMT -5
Riley's 'Nads
"It's no good", said Polly Jean
"I've got my microscope out.
But they still refuse to be seen!
I feel like a princess looking for a petit pois
Amongst a million mattresses."
So she ran off with a zamboni driver.
Forsooth, atop, yonder, and much poesy was had by all.
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Post by Meursault on Jul 12, 2004 11:19:29 GMT -5
Hey thorngrub, write an old english poem about a dragon fly.
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Jul 12, 2004 11:26:48 GMT -5
I'll take that one shane-o.
Wan I unzippèd mine flye thus,
Out sprange a dragonne,
Full of mightieness.
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Post by riley on Jul 12, 2004 11:34:51 GMT -5
So when's your girlfriend get back to Cov, because if it's not soon it would appear I need to find you a hobby of some sort other than the internet and my nads to keep you occupied.
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Jul 12, 2004 11:56:18 GMT -5
I've always got watching Ashley Judd movies.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jul 12, 2004 12:00:34 GMT -5
lol. Now I feel massively uninspired, but I guess I'll post my "serious" piece anyway. Gotta get back on the horse somehow.
NP: Killers ("Everything Will Be Alright")
feast on me
first time i ever jumped the train
smile uncertain soul
i’m crossing boundaries
and nodding to strangers
my love is old
with brand-new eyes
i turned me on
feast on me
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jul 12, 2004 12:36:38 GMT -5
does anyone know how to get ahold of jordan or cally?
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Post by RocDoc on Jul 12, 2004 15:17:12 GMT -5
I'd exchanged e-mails with them eons ago(actually right before the fateful 'meet' at the Chicago SP's show)but I'm pretty sure those addys were lost with the computer that went down unexplained while we were away for 25 days September last....
'My Packet'! Oh MAN!
LMAO.....
...and thanks for the good wishes delivered elsewhere jllm.
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Post by Proud on Jul 13, 2004 10:51:33 GMT -5
i'm not a good musician
there're many songs i wish i didn't write
but now that i sound like brandon
i guess ripping off's the thing that's right
and so i have to say, before i sing
just press mute on this thing
i found a reason for me
to make it to the top 40
a reason to get even more bashed
and that reason is cash
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Post by Thorngrub on Jul 13, 2004 13:56:34 GMT -5
Hey thorngrub, write an old english poem about a dragon fly. ok |
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Post by Thorngrub on Jul 13, 2004 13:57:06 GMT -5
I'll take that one shane-o. Wan I unzippèd mine flye thus, Out sprange a dragonne, Full of mightieness. ....oops. Looks like JLLM beat me to it. *koff* ...and I daresay, 'twould be hardpressed to outdo him ... |
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Post by Meursault on Jul 13, 2004 18:21:50 GMT -5
Well any old enlgish poem would do.
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Post by Thorngrub on Jul 14, 2004 10:59:07 GMT -5
JLLM -- I've read that olde english poem of yours repeatedly -- pure genius.
*golf claps*
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