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Post by dolly on Apr 6, 2006 12:11:25 GMT -5
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Post by poseidon on Apr 6, 2006 18:03:19 GMT -5
"Hello Dolly..."
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 7, 2006 0:20:32 GMT -5
"Lycra stretchable...Full body fitting for riding"
I've seen sex toys with that description. They were nice, in that painful way.
even Mr T looks afraid.
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Post by poseidon on Apr 8, 2006 12:55:10 GMT -5
In this pic' it looks like he's smelling something bad:  |
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Post by poseidon on Apr 8, 2006 16:28:02 GMT -5
God I hate homophobe's... Most I understand are closet cases...wanna get it on with another man/woman but due to their religious hysteria's can't bend over, spread 'em wide, or open their mouths and perform the deed...
Poor putties.
Vent for the day.
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Post by poseidon on Apr 13, 2006 14:58:16 GMT -5
Vent for the day: I went through Taco Bell's drive thru for lunch today. I ordered one burrito supreme and one bean and cheese burrito. After paying at window 1 I drove to window 2 and picked up my order. What do I get? One frickin' tostada. Thankfully I checked the bag before I left (word to the wise - CHECK YOUR DRIVE THRU ORDER you fast food aficionado's) and very slowely and very carefully explained to the hispanic girl straight from the border what I had ordered. Showed her my receipt (which the poor thang tried in vain to read) and left with my order...and the tostada. LOL.
By that time my nerves were wrecked and I had to soothe them with the free tostada.
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Post by poseidon on Apr 19, 2006 18:12:14 GMT -5
Vent for the day: Driving, I just loathe people who cross and turn across the fuckin' double yellow line!! Theres a law against this people!!!
God that drives me berserko. (Middle index finger don't fails me now!) And it's always at a stop another driver can't pass.
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Post by poseidon on Apr 19, 2006 19:09:34 GMT -5
Another vent: Just got back from shopping at wally-wowld and it seems every time I walk in theres this crowd of people impeding the entry way. Several times I've had to say "Move the fuck out of the way please, you're impeding cutomers asshole.")
Tonight was no exception. How do the fuck do people think other customers gain their respective carts and shop merrily along the way? DUHHHH...
Crippers jesus. That pisses me off.
That and the local Walmart's parking lot is positively littered with trash. But I digress...what kinda people shop at Wally-wowld???
Notice I include myself here folks...
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Post by sisyphus on Apr 19, 2006 19:14:52 GMT -5
i HATE wal-mart, and i say FUCK ALL to their stinking tube socks. stinking is what they are.
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Post by poseidon on Apr 19, 2006 19:18:26 GMT -5
Yeah, unfortunately Wally-world fits my checkbook...
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Post by frag on Apr 19, 2006 22:36:20 GMT -5
I impeded a customer's asshole once. She couldn't shit for a week 'cause, you know...I was always there.
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Post by poseidon on Apr 19, 2006 23:49:30 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 19, 2006 23:56:51 GMT -5
I hate when I can hear my neighbours sexin it up. Put it away, man. I don't need to hear you getting nailed while I'm trying to sleep. Especially when you can tell the girl is faking it, haha.
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Post by poseidon on Apr 20, 2006 0:06:31 GMT -5
"But I have this against you...that you have abandoned the love you had..."
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Post by frag on Apr 20, 2006 0:10:00 GMT -5
It is a duty of public service, Layla, that you inform this man that his woman is faking it. Knock on the window...the door...and let him know. He'll appreciate it. And you'll sleep easier. It's win/win.
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