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Post by Meursault on Jul 21, 2004 21:43:20 GMT -5
Your very kind Thorn, i'll always love Shelby, her newest album Identity Crisis is really making the impact on me.
I feel like writing.
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Post by Meursault on Jul 21, 2004 22:11:32 GMT -5
So i was talking to the accordion playing chick at the pub, and we ended up going to smoke a bowl at the dykes (Minas Basin). We got to talking and getting along, and when i drop her off i start getting these weird paranoid vibes and i dont' know what way to take them, and i get her number from her and she's like "don't hurt me."
What the fuck is that? I just want to fuck for the summer, hope that's not to blunt for her next time we talk.
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Post by Thorngrub on Jul 22, 2004 7:17:49 GMT -5
Explain to her that it only hurts at first.
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Post by Meursault on Jul 22, 2004 9:22:06 GMT -5
Ah yes, how could i have missed the oppurtunity to say that.
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Post by RocDoc on Jul 22, 2004 12:00:09 GMT -5
3 millenia of 'civilization' and then this....
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Post by Thorngrub on Jul 22, 2004 14:18:38 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Meursault on Jul 22, 2004 19:45:26 GMT -5
I am...Alpha Male.
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Post by Proud on Jul 24, 2004 17:15:04 GMT -5
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jul 25, 2004 10:53:58 GMT -5
You better explain the summer fuck thing to her, because she might turn out to be one of those girls that slits your throat in the night in August when you tell her summer's over and it's time to move to the big city. "Don't hurt me" sounds like she's looking for LUUURV, not three months in the sack with Sweet Bum.
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Post by Meursault on Jul 25, 2004 13:02:58 GMT -5
I lost her phone number anways, i'll probalby just run into her at the bar on Wednsday, and tell her whats up.
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Post by Meursault on Jul 25, 2004 21:34:29 GMT -5
So I found psycho's phone number, so i have to call her and have a brief chat. Also ran into "ballroom dancing" milf, she said the dancing (which is actually SALSA dancing! thats just like an excuse to dry hump) doesn't actually happen til september, and also am getting good vibes from this chick at a restaurant i frequent. I'm turning into a ladies magnet, i don't know how you gals here at RS.com resist your urgency.  |
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Post by riley on Jul 26, 2004 3:25:20 GMT -5
Cuz you smell like bum.
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Post by Thorngrub on Jul 26, 2004 14:04:37 GMT -5
And you look like one too.
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Post by Meursault on Jul 26, 2004 18:57:12 GMT -5
So do you older fellas think this may be a case of milf hunting young buck, or just an innocent old "come salsa dancing with me" invitation...?
Goddamn, where's Phil Le Scarecrowe when you need him?
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jul 26, 2004 22:38:59 GMT -5
How old are you, sweet bum?
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