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Post by rockkid on Nov 17, 2004 9:39:55 GMT -5
Anyone got a recipe for dildos ?  Oh how low I've sunk. |
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Post by pissin2 on Nov 17, 2004 10:07:21 GMT -5
A recipe? You mean like how to make a dildo, or things you can make with a dildo?
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Post by Thorngrub on Nov 17, 2004 10:09:46 GMT -5
recipe for dildo
1 banana
1 freezer
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1.Unpeel banana
2.Put unpeeled banana in freezer
3.Bingo! : *dildo*
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Post by Ampage on Nov 17, 2004 10:16:17 GMT -5
But if you peel it first, you risk breakage. (so I have heard)
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Post by Thorngrub on Nov 17, 2004 10:19:07 GMT -5
Hence the freezing process. Unless you'd prefer the roughage of an unpeeled, warm banana . . .
Tough choice, I know. I hear the coldness of a frozen banana can do wonders though . . .
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Post by Ampage on Nov 17, 2004 10:21:07 GMT -5
It may be frozen, but once inserted into a warm bum filled with even warmer poo, breakage quickly becomes an issue.
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Post by Thorngrub on Nov 17, 2004 10:21:53 GMT -5
"EWWWwwwwwwwww!"
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Post by Ampage on Nov 17, 2004 10:23:20 GMT -5
LMAO!
Sorry Phil-do!
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Post by Thorngrub on Nov 17, 2004 10:24:05 GMT -5
I think we're in need of some more effective dildo-recipes, here.
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Nov 17, 2004 11:05:22 GMT -5
It may be frozen, but once inserted into a warm bum filled with even warmer poo, breakage quickly becomes an issue. It's biodegradable... I somehow doubt that rockkid was planning on inserting this dildo into the orifice you mentioned, but I suppose breakage would still be an issue. |
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Post by Ampage on Nov 17, 2004 11:14:19 GMT -5
And with those hygiene habits up North, poo may still be an issue as well!  |
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Post by JACkory on Nov 17, 2004 11:20:29 GMT -5
And with those hygiene habits up North, poo may still be an issue as well! I can't believe you just said that! Ouch! |
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Post by rockkid on Nov 17, 2004 11:54:15 GMT -5
Me neither you dirty dawg!!!!
I supposed I should have taken in to account that on these boards someone would run with it.
Sorry Philly cream cheese.
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Post by chrisfan on Nov 17, 2004 11:57:46 GMT -5
You guys have gone banannas.
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Post by Nepenthe on Nov 17, 2004 12:04:41 GMT -5
And with those hygiene habits up North, poo may still be an issue as well! Here is an idea that might work for you. Peel it, dip it in that chocolate hard shell stuff you put on icecream, then freeze it. This kills two birds with one stone. 1. prevents breakage. 2. You can't tell if you are making a poo mess. |
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