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Post by rockkid on Oct 9, 2006 10:19:03 GMT -5
Some thing borrowed something torn
Rendered useless
We could do some serious harm
Don’t be waylaid by the charm
It’s swarming in your head
I said it’s all right
You’ll understand
Just excuse the gnawing.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 9, 2006 11:05:58 GMT -5
sucralose
Leaves used to fall on
unsweetened fear
Little Red Riding Hood
drank her grandmother’s blood
now she’s escorted door to door
asking strangers for sugar-free candy
Our fear of death
now masked by mass-produced plastic sheaths.
The wolf still waits in bed.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 9, 2006 17:16:29 GMT -5
of course, that being said, there's still no holiday more fun than halloweenie. candy corn and dress-up, how can you go wrong. better than christmas, since they've totally deleted all religious connotation to halloween. absolutely shameless! ;D
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 9, 2006 17:18:01 GMT -5
debating on being The Log Lady this year.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 17, 2006 11:09:32 GMT -5
what happened to all our poets?  |
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Post by phil on Oct 17, 2006 11:46:04 GMT -5
What happened to most posters, period?
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 17, 2006 12:14:10 GMT -5
They acquired lives.
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Post by phil on Oct 17, 2006 12:16:14 GMT -5
HOW DARED THEM !!
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Post by phil on Oct 17, 2006 12:16:50 GMT -5
Where can I get a new one ... ??
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Post by phil on Oct 17, 2006 12:19:09 GMT -5
OK ! I gotta take a shower
then go give blood ...
See ya !
Oh ... While I'm here ...
Roses are red
Violets are blue ...
You know the rest !
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 17, 2006 12:20:30 GMT -5
Kill yourself and try it again? I can't wait for a possible new life. I've done this one to death.
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Post by wayved on Oct 19, 2006 0:36:58 GMT -5
Heres some cheesy ass halloween poetry for yah:
BOO!
Holy Shit!
Ahh Fuck!
ITS A GHOST
I was walkin by the graveyard
whistling along
a ghost said "hey you wanna hear my song?"
i said yeah thats OK
so he floated to the curb
and in his ghastly voice
this is what I heard
"woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"
"woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"
i was disappointed I said-Is that all you got?
"wooooooh i was left to rot"
BADDDD!
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 19, 2006 9:30:00 GMT -5
i want to hear a reading of it live.
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Post by rockkid on Oct 19, 2006 10:36:14 GMT -5
I'll get the dry ice, let's go for broke.
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Post by Thorngrub on Oct 19, 2006 16:07:56 GMT -5
I'll supply the flashlight; wayved, you can hold it lit under your chin for extra spooky effect
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