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Post by wayved on Mar 18, 2006 3:38:12 GMT -5
sisyphus! some hardcore laughs out of my belly! Made me feel like modern day Van Morrison! My belly got bigger cos it had to expand cos I was laughing so hard !
For what its worth I think it would be cool if Thorn and yourself threw down some stuff-his poetry and your accordion. and vice versa....trade tapes via mail...whatever it takes! You both seem to be very talented. Seriously!
How far can the Optimistic nihlists get? "Vee are Roald Servvo and the happeelee vee vee-leave in nussinks! bott vee eeeet foooood to stay ailiffe yeah!--fuurst song i hate thee bussss--eef you doooo not clap we leeeeve haha!" and oddly "uno dos thres quatro!") Its strange that the Optimistic nihlists are cooler when they talk like that....
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Post by wayved on Mar 18, 2006 3:48:02 GMT -5
Interview with the Optimistic Nihlists vocalist, Roald Servo--
q: So how did your group get together?
A: Soup. It was nothing.
Q: You were on the cover of NME last week....How did that feel for you?
A: Its just a big f**king void.
Q: How do you wake up in the morning?
A: I want something to eat. Today. Maybe.
Q: If you could have anything, ANYTHING, in the world, what would it be?
A: I dunno. That song was "Diamond" actually
Q: Do you have anything you would like to say to the people that appreciate your music?
A: Cooler. I want cooler air but it will never happen. Its all a big black vapid pit. The sun is a giant ass.
Q: A donkey?
A: Yes the sun is a donkey.
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 18, 2006 15:47:36 GMT -5
lol! that was hilarious.!!! maybe you should join us, completing a trumvirate of viper vixens whose vistas veer beyond the veneer of verisimilitude.
how are you?
about six foot seven.
where did you attend school?
quite well, considering the flouridation of all my drinking water.
um, yeah. thorn and i hang out in real life sometimes...read together...kiss together...other innocent things like that...
and YOU! you registered on his birthday last year. what is the meaning of this strange ostensible coincide-incident-inside-dent? from whence doest thou wave, and hast thou truly passed? waved?
eat them all.
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Post by Rit on Mar 18, 2006 18:28:44 GMT -5
kiss together?
can i presume that the two of you have hooked up in real life? (if so, that's kinda cool)
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Post by wayved on Mar 19, 2006 0:57:54 GMT -5
Q: so where where you born?
A: The stork, silly! My stork had an odd last name for me though!
Q: How tall are you? Are ypou obese?
A: Tall? Mere humans arent TALL they...ummm. It all depends...obesity is not one of my strong points. I run alot cos I do!
Q: Schooling?
A: the Southwestern academy of feeling depressed. It was quite basic and in tune with the color of the sky--no matter if it was winter or not. Dire lesson plan. Boxed wine.
Q: Hobbies?
A: Trying to recognize trees and rocks I see randomly whilst driving.
Q: What fascinates you?
A: Power lines. Alot of em seem really straight and then you see some that look as if they have been intoxicated.
Q: Republican or Democrat? Right or left?
A: Dead Milkmen
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 20, 2006 1:59:11 GMT -5
presume? hrmmmm.......
wayved, you're freaking me out!!!! cut this dog and pony show and tell me what you really know!!!! you MUST must be shum-one i know!!!
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Post by wayved on Mar 20, 2006 23:42:54 GMT -5
Absolutely not! Well you know me now! I just interviewed myself!
If I were going to put on a SHOW--dog and ponies would not be involved! Thats old hat. I would have giant ROBOTS and antiquated carnival rides that people would be scared to death to hand over their tickets for....but the daring would and they would be safe!
And it would be nighttime--and a big river running through it all!
BLOODROCK would perform live just so the audience could throw tomatoes or revolt and take their instruments over. (I would take them aside and tell them how much thier lyrics suck and throw them into the TIME MACHINE to fix it all).
The male bathroom would have urinals that were shaped like a Linens and Things store and the ladies, the toliets would be fashoned on basketball, football and a MONSTER TRUCK. GOT HEMI??? No one ever uses that one though....
I would tell you what I REALLY know but it would all be silly speculation. Unfortunately I do not know you in real life!
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 20, 2006 23:48:03 GMT -5
okay okay! i finally accept this possibility with much laughter and forgetting.. i hope one day you really put on a robot/antiquated carnival ride show, cuz i would be there with bells and fireworks on.....and i would piss in both the male and female bathrooms whilst experiencing clit boner the entire time!  |
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Post by sisyphus on May 11, 2006 5:11:52 GMT -5
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Post by sisyphus on May 11, 2006 5:12:52 GMT -5
the link explains the premise.....each cross has a toy soldier crucified on it... you can buy one for a dollar...lives for oil money...damn shame...
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on May 25, 2006 18:11:00 GMT -5
Dead Milkmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Thorngrub on May 26, 2006 12:51:01 GMT -5
Stuart!
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 19, 2006 17:48:10 GMT -5
thorn and i just saw Drawing Restraint 9 last night. anyone seen it? anyone hate/love matthew barney? think he's a genius? a fraud?
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 23, 2006 14:57:30 GMT -5
 i really like this paul klee painting. back in grade school we had a principle who was always trying to shake things up, what with his upside down christmas trees and his "modern art" hall. in this hall, he had a series of art prints in rotation. every time this painting came up i got excited, and colored copies of it in my notebooks. it reminds me of what it's like to be really close to somebody, your faces only inches apart. |
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Post by Thorngrub on Jun 23, 2006 16:45:15 GMT -5
drawing restraint 9 was very interesting.
It has caused me to resolve to finally read the great Herman Melville's classic Moby Dick. I'll be startin that one up, probably over the weekend.
Totally psyched for it.
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