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Post by Rit on Mar 27, 2007 7:22:16 GMT -5
i do have a band. but you would laugh or chortle with gleeful disdain if i told you what type of music we played..... so i'm not gonna
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Post by samplestiltskin on Mar 27, 2007 8:00:49 GMT -5
Somehow I can't picture a country western album with a cover like that, so I'm just going to assume r.i.t. trod the other forbidden path and covers Grateful Dead songs.
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Post by Rit on Mar 27, 2007 8:03:21 GMT -5
nope. keep guessing.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Mar 27, 2007 8:07:12 GMT -5
Do you perform synchronized pop-and-lock routines and don't even pretend to play instruments?
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 27, 2007 15:28:47 GMT -5
klezmer? come on, ritty ole boy ole pal, out with it so i can chortle. i'm aching for a good chortLe.
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Post by wayved on Mar 28, 2007 0:19:13 GMT -5
If I had the $$$ to hire sisyphus to design my album cover--here is the album her art would adorn:
A 4 record set. No title yet. Just some of the most mind blowing scary yet positive and and "oh shit im going to stay in today and listen to this again" shit ever created.
Album 1: 60 1 minute "SONGS" basically sound effects with comments/vocals on em. I have a demo if you want it! (this is actually already recorded)
Album 2: 10 Song kick ass record of the whack lofi guitar rock/death metal/ambient variety (the whole album would be 30 minutes long) (the selling point of the record)--it would be so GOOD and SCARY that people would hide it from themselves.....The "single" would come from this record.
Album 3: poems. 60 minutes worth of em. read by sis, samps, thorns, and rit if he chooses to participate. Gomez the Sock puppet will be involved to at some point. THe background music would be provided by Roald Servo or anyone involved in the project. Cellos, Horns, boats, etc. TRAFFIC. The last track on side two of this record is gonna be so psychadelic no one can stand it. its gonna play ITSELF backwards. I need to start working on it!
Album 4: Side One would be 4 minutes long-with someone humming--hmmmmmmmmm" or good OMs by a few multitracked voices.....runout groove has someone going "lalalalalala" it could be something more....
Side two would have multiple birds chirping for 20 minutes--at the very end there are gunshots killing the birds. the end. (could have a 2 minute pause and then the dead birds take on robot voices and take on their hunters til the run out groove)
We need albums like this with good cover art. whaddya say?
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Post by Rit on Mar 28, 2007 19:34:59 GMT -5
yuo still haven't guessed the nature of my band.
and Wayved, that album sounds alternately awe-inspiring and fear-mongering. sometimes on the same disc itself.
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Post by wayved on Mar 28, 2007 23:57:44 GMT -5
That album would be cool rit! you know it! If only I had tons of money and time (I would press it myself-VINYL ONLY!) it would happen...If I could get Jandek on a couple songs..... What is the nature of your band?
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Post by wayved on Mar 28, 2007 23:59:24 GMT -5
Fear mongering? No.....I would hope tha it would give a case of the chills and wonder.....But not FEAR. No one needs that.
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