JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 12:09:55 GMT -5
I guess I missed this board the first time around, as I would have dearly loved posting about how awesome I am.
And I am.
I am so fucking awesome.
You are, too, Thorny. Fucking awesome. Let's get together and show 'em what awesome means. Fuckin' A! Smaps is pretty god damned awesome, too , for that matter. When I think of her only one word comes to mind: Awesome. Wait. Let me correct myself. TWO words. FUCKING AWESOME. Sometimes I envy her awesomeness, but then I remember just how awesome I am and I feel sorry for her because she'll never be so awesome in that way but it's okay because she's god damned fucking awesome in her own amazing way.
You too, thorn. You are the metal king of awesomeness. You are the Slayer, the Rammstein, the Great White of awesome. You take Awesome to a midnight showing of some cheesy cult B grade horror movie and you put arsenic in it's popcorn, then you shout "there's only room for one awesome in this joint and I am that motherfucker".
None of that matters, though. All anyone of you should know is that I am one awesome dude.
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Post by Thorngrub on Sept 19, 2008 12:36:47 GMT -5
Shiver me timbers me heartie, button if ye're not an old salt then sink me to the mainbrace,
'twould take a hunnerd swabs to catch up to an old sea dog like yerself, Cap'n JAC Tarr.
I've met some rum fellows in me time as a freewheelin' Corsair, but none as rummy as ye,
and I do mean dat in the jolliest way me matey. Begad bucko but I need me some grub,
and a bit o' grog to warsh it all down, ARrr. Fair winds to ye matey, and may yer cutlass stay as sharp as yer wit.
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
Posts: 167
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 12:59:42 GMT -5
You got one thing right, cap'n.
I am one god damned rum fellow.
Rum as they Cum.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 19, 2008 14:30:15 GMT -5
Yea, verily. Props to thorny for celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
I'm at work talking to retards on the phone, so am feeling a bit less awesome than usual. But I'm sure my awesomeness will spike as soon as I mount my awesome bicycle and flee from this den of ceremonious bullshit.
To us!
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
Posts: 167
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 14:41:40 GMT -5
I'll mount your bicycle, you crazy broad, and I will make it scream in ecstasy. I'll put my feet in it's stirrups and pedal it all the way from Kansas to Denver and then I'll ditch it in a ravine near the Rocky fucking Mountains. Then you won't have a bicycle and will have to walk. It's okay. You need the exercise.
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Post by Thorngrub on Sept 19, 2008 16:00:50 GMT -5
Yea, verily. Props to thorny for celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day! I'm at work talking to retards on the phone, so am feeling a bit less awesome than usual. But I'm sure my awesomeness will spike as soon as I mount my awesome bicycle and flee from this den of ceremonious bullshit. To us! I'll toast ye all the way to Davey's Jone's Locker lassie, dontcha know *Arrrr* |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 19, 2008 16:42:25 GMT -5
I think JAC could benefit from some good rotgut whiskey. The rum doesn't seem to be doing anything for the psychotic tendencies. My good sire, are you going to pedal my bicycle from Denver to Kansas and back again?! By that time, my seat would be so coated with nard-sweat I would buy a new bike anyway.
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
Posts: 167
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 23:06:48 GMT -5
Uhhhh...I'm talking about the bike you left in Kansas...yeah, that's what I meant. That bike. That's the one I'm going to toss into a ravine. You can keep the one you're riding now. I don't want that one. The seat smells really bad.
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Post by pattentank24 on Dec 19, 2008 15:34:56 GMT -5
Pass the mic
I'm awesome because i don't have to work again till the new year
i'm awesome because all my bills are paid and i don't have to do anymore christmas shopping this year
i'm so damn awesome that after dating multiple girls for the last 2 years
I finally am settled with just one for the last 8 months
i'm so awesome all my female friends say i got too much swagger
Eveyone tells me i'm the coolest person they know which is awesome
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Post by Thorngrub on Dec 19, 2008 16:35:51 GMT -5
You suck, patten *shakes fists @ ye*
Re: I'm awesome because i don't have to work again till the new year
i'm awesome because all my bills are paid and i don't have to do anymore christmas shopping this year...
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Post by samplestiltskin on Dec 24, 2008 13:05:07 GMT -5
Whoa. That is some severe awesomeness. BUT IT WAS YOU WHO DESCRIBED ELECTRIC SIX AS DISPOSABLE, I SUDDENLY REMEMBER! You are not awesome or cool. You lose.
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