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Post by frag on May 16, 2006 12:05:18 GMT -5
That was hearsay. Ralph Nader knows nothing first hand of my sexual prowess.
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Post by Galactus on May 16, 2006 12:19:48 GMT -5
I once saw Frag kill a bear with nothing but a stick of Big Red gum and the engine block section of an abandoned Malibu.
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Post by phil on May 16, 2006 12:41:40 GMT -5
 Naturaly, you know you won't get very far in the Bible-Belt/Deep-South states with an endorsement like that !! California and New-York should be a piece of cake though ... |
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Post by frag on May 16, 2006 16:41:33 GMT -5
That's why we've got this guy:  Really, though, I never pegged Trent Lott as a man to use the term, "dong." Strange. |
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Post by frag on May 16, 2006 16:51:16 GMT -5
...which lead to this public relations disaster...  Trent Lott shouldn't be allowed to talk to people, under any circumstances. Especially when my ass (or dong, as it were) is on the line. |
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Post by sisyphus on May 16, 2006 20:00:19 GMT -5
ralph nader took a load out of FRAGgle rock? whooie.... i can see some floating frenchfries clapping grease-tentacles at that one..
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Post by rockkid on May 16, 2006 22:56:51 GMT -5
I'm awe struck  |
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Post by frag on May 17, 2006 12:14:52 GMT -5
Most are.
As I am totally awesome.
Totally.
On that note, I'm really awesome.
[/self-love]
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Post by rockysigman on May 17, 2006 13:07:08 GMT -5
At least until you have Showtime turned back on, eh? |
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Post by sisyphus on May 17, 2006 16:49:26 GMT -5
or ya get a frag snag
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Post by frag on May 17, 2006 22:18:52 GMT -5
Thus begins FRAG'S SLOW DESCENT INTO ALCOHOLISM - Night 1[/i][/b] Frag gets a bottle of rum and 2 2-liters of Coke. Frag starts drinking.  One Rum & Coke
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Post by frag on May 17, 2006 22:31:10 GMT -5
 1 & 1/2 Rum & Cokes cigarettes and alcohol cheeks begin to attain a reddish hue Yeah, there's a hue. |
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Post by frag on May 17, 2006 22:38:01 GMT -5
 polishing off rum & coke # 4 tastes good and goes down smooooooth Frag is almost drunk |
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Post by frag on May 17, 2006 22:50:08 GMT -5
 Frag hits the bottle halfway through Rum & Coke #5 as Sailor Jerry tries to find his mouth. starting to feel it |
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Post by frag on May 17, 2006 23:03:51 GMT -5
 Frag goes to the bathroom, fearing the call of nature. But decides it would be a much better idea to take a picture of himself in the mirror. Then he MSpainted a mustache, eyebrows and some horns on himself. Because he is awesome. And almost drunk. |
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