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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 1, 2006 22:19:51 GMT -5
CHEERS TO THE BLUE BIRTHDAY MAN sleeping on his mama's couch.  |
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Post by frag on Nov 1, 2006 22:23:29 GMT -5
Gold, I hope. Curses, if it's silver.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 1, 2006 22:25:52 GMT -5
um...... i don't like the gold. consider me cursed.
so seriously, what are you doing right now? at least watching a cool movie out the corner of your eye? is mama supplying the booze? that would be awesome. my ma used to buy me cases of the Beast and deliver them to my front door, on condition that i would not leave the house when i drank them. when i was 19 and 20. i love my mom.
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Post by Ryosuke on Nov 1, 2006 22:28:37 GMT -5
I love my parents too. You know your parents are awesome when you're a total failure at life, but they never say to you: "Ryosuke, you totally failed at life." God bless em.
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Post by frag on Nov 1, 2006 22:29:29 GMT -5
She gave me money, and I used it to buy booze. Whether she approves or not...pfft. I could be sleeping in my car and getting wasted, which was my original intent. But she didn't think that was such a hot idea. Mostly 'cause it's cold, and my kitties would probably freeze. They're certainly not helping me drink the cheap whiskey. I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Post by frag on Nov 1, 2006 22:30:56 GMT -5
You can't really totally fail at life unless you die. I mean, if it were a eulogy and they said "you failed at life," then yeah, that would make sense. Because life means living and if you're dead, then you're not living, so you've failed to live. Therefore you're a failure. And therefore, I refuse to die. Ever.
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Post by Kensterberg on Nov 1, 2006 22:32:24 GMT -5
Happy birthday, Frag.
You blue man, you.
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Post by frag on Nov 1, 2006 22:35:12 GMT -5
Who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Right, I forgot...here in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 1, 2006 22:36:10 GMT -5
lol. i am unreasonably happy right now. god is in its heaven and frag is really, really blue. and ryo is definitely not a fuck-up, as you have to have bad taste in music to truly be a fuck-up.
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Post by frag on Nov 1, 2006 22:40:41 GMT -5
I'm also a never-nude.
Really, though Rocky should be sporting the David Cross avatar since they look very much alike. I think so anyway.
And Ryo is totally not a fuck-up.
i'm still not happy about the bacardi silver though. Rectify. Now. and all shall be forgiven.
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Post by frag on Nov 1, 2006 22:41:24 GMT -5
Can kittens have low self esteem?
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Post by samplestiltskin on Nov 1, 2006 22:45:23 GMT -5
Of course they can. You must show them luvvin or else they'll wonder what's so different between them and their stupid brother kitten who gets all the attention. and then you'll have a psycho killer maniac kitten who flies at people's throats in a desperate cry for attention.
fuck off, i love my bacardi silver, and since the dew really, really wasn't doing it for me, i have made my next glass just silver and ice. because gold is nasty, and you can't tell me otherwise.
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Post by frag on Nov 1, 2006 22:48:58 GMT -5
Gold is not nasty. You're wrong. and I submit this petition signed by me, for one, that you are certifiably daffy. samples is daffy!
signed:
fraggery dickinson III |
and I think i accidentally gave my oldest kitty an eating disorder then. i told her she was a fatty too many times. I'm sorry. |
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Post by rockysigman on Nov 1, 2006 23:17:58 GMT -5
Rocky and Fuzz are totally retarded misguided. Jager sucks big giant hairy stinky smelly yucky balls. Sweaty too. I shun you both. Mary, you're okay. Don't make me hate you on your birthday. |
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Post by frag on Nov 1, 2006 23:19:26 GMT -5
You'll do what I tell you to do!
And right now, I'm telling you to not like Jager. So...
don't like jager! it's bad.
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