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Post by sisyphus on Mar 5, 2007 15:46:38 GMT -5
i also had a terrible nightmare about getting my tonsils out. this uptight british school marm was going to perform the operation. she put a terrible tasting blue sponge in my mouth for me to bite down on. she told me i had 20 minutes to fall asleep so she could do the deed, but i knew the pain would wake me up. i wanted to get out of there. then a nurse came in who substantiated my fears about the unprofessional nature of the enterprise, and insisted that i didn't really need my tonsils out. she helped me escape through an endlessly pale green and bloody red labyrinth. i finally crawled out a window into a boat on a small canal that took me deep into a rain forest teeming with naked pygmies.
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Post by Thorngrub on Mar 5, 2007 16:25:17 GMT -5
Please invite me into your dreams next time, sisy.
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Post by rockkid on Mar 23, 2007 23:51:35 GMT -5
I had the stupidest one last night brief though it was, or what I remember in any event.
The internet porn shot chick from this seasons AI was lying all dirty & curled up in an alley when I came across her.
Next vision…….. She’s on the stage hair all loose, long & disheveled yelling “because I was drunk Simon” & laughing like some half crazed hyena.
Then I woke up & got up.
WTF!
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 26, 2007 14:12:18 GMT -5
sounds like you've got some kind of crush or fascination with her.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Mar 27, 2007 8:34:57 GMT -5
Is she at least hot?
I can't stop sleeping. It feels like I could sleep for a year.
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Post by rockkid on Mar 28, 2007 19:14:40 GMT -5
I suppose she's hot, from the neck down at least.
Nice mustard bottle there. Looks like you intended to use it on someones face.
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Post by wayved on Mar 29, 2007 0:07:25 GMT -5
Rocckid--that was a scary dream!
I had a dream last night I was getting drunk (i was ALWAYS drinking) on a cruise ship with all these beautiful women--like Cohen on the cover of Death of a Ladies Man. When it was time to go to bed in my cabin I couldnt sleep so I would go back to the lounge. The Lounge was like this bowling alley with all my friends there--and people were just yukking it up. The dream was dark and weird--no outside ocean shots. The last thing I remember before I woke up was George Harrison touching my shoulder and saying Good Luck....It was so vivid. The alarm went off and I hit the snooze thinking could continue but NO. It was like a weird casino on a boat.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Sept 26, 2007 8:36:05 GMT -5
whoa. i just woke up but i been having all these CRAAAAZAYyyah! dreams lately. i just dreamt i worked for Playboy magazine as some kind of sub-admin person, and i'd just started there, and i had to have this long conversation with hugh hefner about why i needed a week off. there was this other lady there too. we ate crabapples (which were totally gross) and she told me that when i go get my stuff and bring it back in a truck, i would find an over-the-road truck driver and shout at him through the glass the whole way, three/four days of driving.
then i walked outside and texted my sister i had just been talking to hugh hefner.
the dream before that, i had woke up all freaked out because this branch of my plant on the windowsill was growing way out into the yard and someone had somehow got in the window and written something long on the outside of my blinds. i noticed that my plant was filled with this white fluff that turned out to be shaving cream that tasted like marshmallow goo. i ran to tell my sister but it was a huge house. she had her own suite. she was getting ready to take a shower, and thoroughly unimpressed with the marshmallow shaving cream.
wow.
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Post by Thorngrub on Oct 2, 2007 9:38:10 GMT -5
I find the marshmallow shaving cream to be a tad too sticky for my tastes.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Oct 2, 2007 10:46:43 GMT -5
I had dreams about being a new member of Angel's evil fighting team.
I am way too obsessed with Angel and Buffy these days.
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Post by sisyphus on Oct 2, 2007 20:26:38 GMT -5
Buffy the vampire slayer? I can't stand that show...
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 2, 2007 20:31:09 GMT -5
I liked it in college. But I'm blaming it on the weed.. and the fact i was 16.  |
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Post by sisyphus on Oct 2, 2007 20:34:42 GMT -5
great excuses. you're forgiven then. go my child, and sin no more.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 2, 2007 20:45:03 GMT -5
i only watch House and That 70s Show on tv now. Do i cut the mustard?
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Post by sisyphus on Oct 2, 2007 21:01:28 GMT -5
let me put it this way, you cut the mustard SEED and how. i like arrested development, but i've never seen it on tv.
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