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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Jul 31, 2004 11:46:44 GMT -5
Do you remember when these boards were funny? Can't all have been IFTM, CWA and ekul, surely?
I haven't seen a single joke since Riley went on holiday. Somebody say something funny.
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Post by rockysigman on Jul 31, 2004 11:51:55 GMT -5
Penis?
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Post by Ryosuke on Jul 31, 2004 11:54:59 GMT -5
Manko.
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Post by dolly on Jul 31, 2004 11:58:30 GMT -5
Jllm just tripped over the TV. Slapstick. I laughed.
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Post by Meursault on Jul 31, 2004 14:47:26 GMT -5
I'd tell a joke but i don't want to hurt myself.
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Post by strat-0 on Jul 31, 2004 16:58:37 GMT -5
Let's eat Scottsy.
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Post by stratman19 on Jul 31, 2004 19:11:44 GMT -5
I got all you bastards beat. I suffered a right nut injury at work the other day...and that's all I'm going to say about that! Bottom line...don't hurt your nuts...has a tendency to ruin one's day.
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Post by Proud on Jul 31, 2004 22:58:14 GMT -5
a coworker of mine wore a shirt a week or two ago that said "rub my nuts" on it, if that counts. two female customers who walked in laughed like hyenas on dope.
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Aug 1, 2004 2:21:53 GMT -5
That's more like it. There's nothing like a bruised toe, some swollen nads, and Rocky mentioning body parts to turn things around.
Isn't Manco a Clint Eastwood character? Ryo's dead surreal.
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Post by riley on Aug 3, 2004 6:34:55 GMT -5
Funny. Hmmm.
My wife and I are living with my parents for a week or two. That's probably not funny since none of you are actually part of the David Lynch type world I've been living in for the last few days. I'll try to elaborate elsewhere, but I'm not even sure I would know where to begin.
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Post by riley on Aug 3, 2004 9:56:13 GMT -5
I don't know if this is funny either, but I'm considering changing Shane's on-line nickname from "Sweet Bum" to "Chewy Arse", but I may put it to a vote just to make sure I'm not way off base here.
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Post by Ryosuke on Aug 3, 2004 19:04:04 GMT -5
Is it too late for me to mention that "manko" is Japanese for vagina?
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Post by samplestiltskin on Aug 4, 2004 1:16:11 GMT -5
NO wonder I couldn' find it on dictionary.com.
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Post by riley on Aug 4, 2004 4:22:12 GMT -5
At least I used it correctly in a sentence this morning when I declared to my wife that ... "my manko is a tad itchy this morning".
Whew! I hate using words out of proper context.
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Post by ScottsyII on Aug 15, 2004 3:34:19 GMT -5
I'm willing to offer myself as food it will serve the humour needs of the boards, so come on, do I start the rants about growing false limbs and stuff again...
I'm bored with being safe, life was much more interesting when everyone considered me a their favourite choice as a meal... at least then I could be inventive in my ways of escaping becoming dinner...
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