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Post by riley on Apr 21, 2005 6:20:28 GMT -5
Seems fair to move this important and heated debate away from Current Events, although it's really amusing to go back a few pages over there and see pictures of Cobras and Mongeese scattered amongst pope chat.
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Post by Galactus on Apr 21, 2005 8:12:45 GMT -5
Is Ted Kennedy a mongoose? 'cause I got an email from him and if it's mongoose related I'll read it but if it's just Tedward blathering about...something I uh won't.
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Post by riley on Apr 21, 2005 10:22:58 GMT -5
If Ted were to sign on he would be a Mongoose. Our noses are more red.
from some site, which means it's true.
"As Kipling states, the fight is a dance with death, a struggle of muscular skill and agility. There is no reason to suppose that the individual motions of the mongoose are faster or more accurate than those of the cobra. Yet the mongoose almost invariably kills the cobra and comes out of the contest unscathed."
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Post by luke on Apr 21, 2005 10:52:04 GMT -5
Daniel San learning a thing or two about fucking with the Cobras.  |
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Post by luke on Apr 21, 2005 10:52:47 GMT -5
I think that's Simpson in the blue jacket.
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Post by riley on Apr 21, 2005 11:09:21 GMT -5
In the DVD re-release anniversary version, there's an extra that was edited out to keep the film PG, where a Mongoose comes in, jumps up and bites Johnny right in the fucking throat.
They also edited the scene out because it fucked up the ending and made the film like 35 minutes long.
The Mongoose never loses. Never. We just get edited out.
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Post by rockkid on Apr 21, 2005 11:10:14 GMT -5
Shit look they are even athletic!!!  |
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Post by riley on Apr 21, 2005 11:11:27 GMT -5
We're not afraid to keep our shit corporate. Mongoose mothafuckaz is all about the cash.
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Post by rockkid on Apr 21, 2005 11:26:16 GMT -5
 Corporate all the way. |
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Post by rockkid on Apr 21, 2005 11:27:08 GMT -5
Hey dog you stole my Mongoose eyes  |
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Post by riley on Apr 21, 2005 11:51:28 GMT -5
 Best photo I could find for an avatar. So far.
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Post by JACkory on Apr 21, 2005 12:40:19 GMT -5
I think that's Simpson in the blue jacket. LOL LOL and for the third time, LOL It seems obvious that the Mongeese are, as BozoNightmare would have it, Vampires of the Corporate Consumer Clone. I won't be surprised to find Mongoose brand toothpaste sharing shelf space with Crest and Colgate now that I know just how marketable the critter has already become. Not to say that the Cobras haven't gone overboard in licensing their moniker... Check this out:  The Cobra Knuckster I gotta say, the knuckster kicks considerable more booty than the Hyundai Mongoose...compare: But I ain't choosin' no sides cuz I'za fence sitter when it comes to gangsta affiliation, yo? Jez cos I usedta have a Cobra CB radio don't mean a thang, neither... |
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Post by pissin2 on Apr 21, 2005 13:05:19 GMT -5
I know an albino ferret that would woop both your asses.
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Post by JACkory on Apr 21, 2005 13:11:09 GMT -5
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Post by luke on Apr 21, 2005 13:59:55 GMT -5
In Cobra, we got cool motorcycles, along with hand canons, space adventures, and titties.  Seriously, you losers are totally missing out. |
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