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Post by maarts on Apr 22, 2005 9:55:25 GMT -5
Thanks Thorn! I never seen a picture before of a helicopter laying a giant egg!
LMAO!
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Post by rockkid on Apr 22, 2005 10:14:04 GMT -5
 Mongoose white squall racing…………… you snakes would just drown.  |
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Apr 22, 2005 10:20:41 GMT -5
I've seen enough snakes in ponds and lakes to be able to tell you with a great deal of certainty that a cobra would most DEFINATELY not drown. Those suckers can swim better than most fish.
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 10:22:42 GMT -5
*sticks tongue out @ rockkid*
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 10:27:13 GMT -5
Besides, we have alliances with various snake cults throughout the world. Our underwater brethren - the Sea Snakes - are in possession of venom up to 500 times more powerful than the most toxic of land snakes. I'd be careful in that dingy, ye Mongeese . . .  |
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Post by riley on Apr 22, 2005 12:19:37 GMT -5
What's with the picture of the three "special needs" Cobras?
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Post by luke on Apr 22, 2005 12:29:44 GMT -5
Hey, those guys were tough.
Here's a cool song by Zartan. It really expresses the way I feel.
We're Cold Slither; you'll be joining us soon.
A band of vipers playin' our tune.
With iron fists and a reptile hiss we shall roar!
We're tired of words! We've heard it before.
We're not gonna play the game no more!
Don't tell us what's right, don't tell us what's wrong!
Too late to resist, 'cause Cobra is strong.
We're Cold Slither, heavy metal machine
Through the eyes of a lizard, in you will dream.
When the venom stings, a new order brings our control!
We're tired of words! We've heard it before.
We're not gonna play the game no more!
Don't tell us what's right, don't tell us what's wrong!
Too late to resist, 'cause Cobra is strong.
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 12:32:19 GMT -5
What's with the picture of the three "special needs" Cobras? It just goes to show we're everywhere . . . We have secret underground ranks where you'd least expect it. . . |
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 12:33:39 GMT -5
Eggsellent song there luke . . . would make a good Cobra Anthem.
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 22, 2005 12:35:07 GMT -5
...And that was your 666th post, there buddy. Looks like a certain sign of DOOM for some certain MONGEEZERS we know . . . |
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Post by JACkory on Apr 22, 2005 13:13:56 GMT -5
"Special needs Cobras" are the most dangerous.
This is a fact.
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Post by riley on Apr 22, 2005 13:38:25 GMT -5
Well the recruitment effort has resulted in a current stalemate, although Mongoose faithful tend to be less obvious and predictable than Cobras so I'm sure things will work out. Just the same, two more cobras and the team photo will undoubtedly look something like this.  |
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Post by riley on Apr 22, 2005 13:41:56 GMT -5
I f I was to guess, I would say Luke is the Construction guy, Stratman is the Biker, JAC is the Cowboy, Shane is the Native American, and Thorn is the black cop.
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Post by riley on Apr 22, 2005 13:45:10 GMT -5
Shane clearly has the most rage, but I wouldn't go so far as to call any of these tough looking guys "scary Cobras".
I'd say your gang is about one gay disco dance party away from losing this turf altogether to The Mongoose.
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Post by luke on Apr 22, 2005 14:05:25 GMT -5
My favorite method of beating the fucking shit out of mongoose loser fucks is with my special golf clubs.  |
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