Allen Key Survey (Part 2 of 2)

[riley]

Allen Wrench. That's retarded.

[JesusLooksLikeMe]

It's key, dammit. What's an Allen Wrench? Anyone calling it a wrench probably gets to park in those special places near the store for special people. And they're tricky little fuckers that run off the second your back's turned.

[JesusLooksLikeMe]

The key, that is. Not the retards. They don't tend to run anywhere.

[strat-0]

Beg to differ, Dog. Doc and Mantis are correctamundo. However, the free one they gave you for your "convenience" is made in China and about as hard as coat hanger metal. That's why you busted your knuckle and stripped out the screw head. Not your fault. Get a real one out of the tool box, if it's not too late.

In my years as a mechanic, I learned to work in profanity as an art form, and could easily use all of the above phrases in fluid succession and more, but I missed the choice for "all of the above" and thus chose "cocksucker," as it's usually the first out of the gate.

[strat-0]

Eh, what does Jllm know? Those guys call a wrench a "spanner"! What's up with that?

[Galactus]

Keys open things, wrenches tighten things. Settled. Next!

[riley]

Allen Key. Eat some ass.

[strat-0]

Woodruff key. Cotter key (or pin). Skate key. Skeleton key. Florida key.

Allen wrench.

[JACkory]

Maybe it's different up north, but I've always known those little tools as ALLEN WRENCHES.

And since when did adding an extra letter that is not even close to the last letter used on the keyboard become a "typo"?

But hey, I was just pulling your chain.

I know, I know... My steadfast refusal to use emoticons more often than I do likely causes some confusion amongst those who aren't sure what to think of me (and that would be 99% of everyone, including myself).
So here:

[Vader]

I have to go with all of those. Especially with my temper. lol

[RocDoc]

'Piece of fucking goddamned shit' is the most correct and it's not up there dammit.

_{In my years as a mechanic, I learned to work in profanity as an art form, and could easily use all of the above phrases in fluid succession and more, but I missed the choice for "all of the above" and thus chose "cocksucker," as it's usually the first out of the gate}

Profanity as artform was perfected, near as I can tell by the Robert DeNiro character in Midnight Run...

And then there was this crazed Hungarian gangster in the movie Johnny Dangerously who fractured the shit out of his profanity...ie 'you farging ICEhole!'

[JACkory]

DeNiro can pull it off.
He's one of the few, mind you.

[riley]

My favorite from Midnight Run:

"I've got three words for you - shut the fuck up"

I think that's how it went. Underated movie.