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Post by poseidon on May 15, 2006 19:56:15 GMT -5
The ron-rico's gone to my head...my bad.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 15, 2006 20:25:26 GMT -5
I've done many things for a quick buck, but this is all quite perverted.
With these cheap prices, I feel like I'm on a Thai sex tour & in those parts of Bangkok where you can watch fat, white men have sex with lady-boys in the windows of brothels. If thats your thing...
If I flirt with Dolly, I get baked goods.
*touches Doll*
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Post by riley on May 15, 2006 21:02:48 GMT -5
all part of the masterplan. set up a thread claiming a need for validation, when ultimately the goal is for a hot Aussie chick to touch a hot Brit chick.
Rileybucks well invested. My work here is done.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 15, 2006 21:30:25 GMT -5
yeah, who needs blue-chip shares when you can invest in part-time girl-on-girl action?
This is what you don't learn in your finance degrees, kids. I suggest you take notes.
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Post by riley on May 15, 2006 21:33:04 GMT -5
no need. i'm sellling DVD's. 2 Rileybucks a piece.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 15, 2006 21:33:51 GMT -5
I don't know where to start in terms of flirting with Riley. Bed-hair, works in banking, likes wicked 80s metal, looks like Robert Downey Jr, in his 30s...
We're spoiled for choice.
So I'll just say one thing: CANADIAN BACON. Mmm.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 15, 2006 21:36:03 GMT -5
no need. i'm sellling DVD's. 2 Rileybucks a piece. lol. How cunning. You demand people flirt with you for $2, then you aspire to make all your money back selling used DVDs for $2. A crafty plan, my good man. But you realise that you've been overpaying people for flirting rendered - you'll not make one cent profit from this DVD scheme. I advise you give me a back rub instead. |
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Post by riley on May 15, 2006 21:48:16 GMT -5
already factored into the pricing model. all the brilliant investment advice on the DVD requires an access code which costs, surprisingly, whatever "balance you hold in your Rileydog account".
so basically, depending on how badly you want shrewd investment advice will dictate how much you're willing to part with all the cash I gave out.
except Tunes. she's sexy and she's Canadian and she's a lot togher than me. she can have the DVD for free and keep all the rileycash.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 15, 2006 21:56:39 GMT -5
Shrewd investment types might suggest people not buy the DVDs in the first place, thus saving their $2 outlay plus all their available rileybucks, which they could then double or even triple at the blackjack table.
Any good financial advisor would tell you that.
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Post by riley on May 15, 2006 22:10:05 GMT -5
no one has seen this type of advice before. it's priceless.
that's why i piss away so much time on message boards, because i'm rich and clearly hold the key to infinite wealth.
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Post by riley on May 15, 2006 22:11:41 GMT -5
i swear to fuck Layla if you ruin this scam with a bit of dodgy math i'll never speak to you again.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 15, 2006 22:18:31 GMT -5
You'll be the one not touching my boobs then. All the more for Dolly, and thus, extra baked goods for me, with no financial loss for either of us. Its win-win from any angle.
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Post by poseidon on May 15, 2006 22:23:26 GMT -5
I'd love to suck his dick. Deep throat baaaaby!
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Post by frag on May 15, 2006 22:25:19 GMT -5
oh boy
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Post by riley on May 15, 2006 22:31:21 GMT -5
jesus
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