MySpace

[Ryosuke]

Wait, were you there when PEW originally made his appearance (back in June or July, I think)?

Hi there, btw.

[samplestiltskin]

um. i'm not sure. i'm not sure that i care.

wait.. wait. i AM PEW.

i don't know. don't ask me trick questions at 4:30 in the morning. and stop posting pictures of fish loaf. that's just sick and wrong.

[Ryosuke]

You probably weren't around then. If you were, you'd remember.

And apologies for the fish cake too, but that stuff is tasty.

[samplestiltskin]

just looking at it has made me thirsty somehow. probably my palate screaming that it needs to be cleansed of the piggybacked guilt i feel on behalf of my species.

in july i was living in a house on high street with a stoner named jon and working two jobs. i ate a lot of wasabi peas and popsicles and lived in mortal fear that my roommate was jerking it in my computer chair. that is all i remember about july.

[JACkory]

adam said:

kenholzman said:

ThoRn's current page is actually one of the more legible MySpace pages I've seen.

And when he says it was almost illegible before, he means it, man! Seriously, I've looked at ThoRny's page a few times prior and reading it meant highlighting the text you wanted to read. Adam's got a bit of that problem right now (blue text on blue background = unreadable).

I've recently changed the font to red, Ken. (on most things, I don't know how to change the font for comments) I'm keeping the background, though; too beautiful to give up.

Hope that helps.

I checked out your blog, adam, and it may just be me but the red text on blue background was very, very hard on my eyes, to the point where I just can't read it.
But like I said, that may be just my own vision, which isn't as good as it once was.

It's funny to see PEW call Ken a liar and stand by it while having lied himself in the very first post he made here (the "newbie" thing). The guy is a joke and doesn't deserve to be taken seriously. I don't know why he's being tolerated and given yet another chance...what's up with that, strat-0? I mean, he was actually voted out of here last time.

[Fuzznuts]

Well, it's been kind of slow around here lately, and we need something to do.

[Thorngrub]

Hey Ed,
You wanna be my friend man? I'll tell you what, you treat me nice,
and I'll treat you nice. Simple as that. Wanna give it a try?
Here we go,
thoRny

[Thorngrub]

loudaab said:

ryosuke said:

I read it too. Yikes.

But I'm not white, so I guess I can listen to funk music without worrying about what PEW will think of me.

Kinda funny that there arent any black people on this board, which makes it oh-so-convenient for you all to talk about how white man's guilt doesnt actually exist...

*chimes in* "Wrong, Frogbreath!" (Hey don't misconstrue that phrase as being mean-spirited Ed; my step-dad used to say it to me all the time, back in high school)

[Thorngrub]

kool said:

You should find the 'musical sacrilege' board over here and post all you want there. That way, everyone will know not to take anything you have to say seriously. That's where we all post when we feel the need to act like idiots.

Kool, this is really a great, and thoughtful, suggestion.
Hope to see you there, Ed.

[Thorngrub]

shin said:

kenholzman said:

I give up, what is the nice thing about having sex with thirty five year olds? ;D

There are thirty of them.

This, literally, made me laugh. Out loud.

Without guilt. ;D

[Thorngrub]

Hey Ed,
Do you believe there are 26 letters in the alphabet?

[Thorngrub]

*sigh*,
I just caught up on all this thread,
and Ed,
I take it back, You are a dick. Nothing can change that.


Does anyone else here find it curious - IRONIC - that Bozo (if you recall from his previous stay) is so damn interested in the SOUL, when he obviously doesn't HAVE ONE?

(Bear w/me PEW, you might learn something): Wagemann, I have soaked up hundreds of your posts, and there is no room for doubt, you always get hung up on the technicalities of what people say, and you NEVER try to actually discern the underlying SPIRIT (i.e "soul") of what they MEAN to say.

I don't know what this tells YOU YOURSELF; but it tells me . . .

Paul Edward Wageman has no soul.


Put the above observation together w/PEW's commentary on James Brown, and DO THE MATH . . .


P.S.

I was going to ask Paul Edward Wageman to change that old pic of his? On account of how fucking sick I was of looking at his face? But now that I see this new one, I can tell that no matter the quality of the photograph . . . it's always going to come out ASS UP.

[Thorngrub]

samples said:

just looking at it has made me thirsty somehow. probably my palate screaming that it needs to be cleansed of the piggybacked guilt i feel on behalf of my species.

in july i was living in a house on high street with a stoner named jon and working two jobs. i ate a lot of wasabi peas and popsicles and lived in mortal fear that my roommate was jerking it in my computer chair. that is all i remember about july.

I'll bet your friend jon held 2 jobs cuz of white man's guilt, huh ?



*back on topic!*

*Adam!* Change the RED font to MAROON, that should work like a charm

[JACkory]

9 posts in a row...gee, Thorny, are you going for a record? There is a modify function where you can add to a post, you know.

[Thorngrub]

shoulda seen me yesterday

yEAH man, I didn't even realize. . . . actually, you reminded me of how I used to do just that (compile a string of posts into one or two). I just wasn't thinking about it, and for all I knew, peeps were also posting in between . . . though they didn't.

In any case, how else am I going to stay #1 Castaways Poster ?

p.s.
nice to have you back man



p.p.s.

There, I consolidated a couple of em