JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on May 25, 2004 14:23:09 GMT -5
Ahhh, I got called a "hypocrite" again. How sweet. I had almost forgotten how good and humbling it feels to have someone (likely a fellow hypocrite) call me out.
Let's see...that was Slick7 who called me that...
***searching memory banks***
Uhhh, no, I can't say I know anyone who calls themselves "Slick7". Nope, can't say that anyone calling themselves "Slick7" knows me or has even a rudimentary understanding of what I believe, so I guess I'll just gratefully accept this particular labelling of "hypocrite" as coming from someone who has no idea what he's talking about and say "thank you" regardless.
And then there was that charming Clubberlang fella...the one who the bombing trolls found so endearing...saying something about "thumbs up my ass"... Sorry, kiddo, but this boy don't swing that-a-way. My poop chute is EXIT ONLY, thank you. No thumbs or any other projectile substances are welcome inside that cavernous orifice.
I don't care to know either of these fine gentlemen, so you'll have to forgive me if I disregarded their opinions as if they were about as significant to me as the price of a box of tampons.
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ClubberLang
Struggling Artist
think for yourself, question authority
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Post by ClubberLang on May 25, 2004 18:46:27 GMT -5
What the hell are you talkin about? What a moron
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
Posts: 167
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Post by JACkory on May 25, 2004 22:10:38 GMT -5
What the hell are you talkin about? What a moron Apparently your short term memory has been damaged to the point where you don't recall the post you made earlier today, responding to RocDoc: It's really not that hard to start or moderate a board like this. Enough of the cock-sucking. Jack- thumbs up your assNow go back and re-read my post and you might figure out "what the hell" I was talking about, MORON. |
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on May 25, 2004 22:17:56 GMT -5
Basically what I was sayin' was that your opinions, as far as I'm concerned, are as worthless as a condom dispensing machine in a nunnery.
That, of course, is my opinion alone, and no doubt it is worthless to you as yours are to me, but I guess I felt like clarifying it for you, since you had such a difficult time understanding what in the hell I was talking about.
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slick7
Struggling Artist
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Post by slick7 on May 25, 2004 23:50:02 GMT -5
I don't care to know either of these fine gentlemen
alls i'm saying is that i'm real glad that these boards have the male/female symbols so we know the sex of the fellow posters.
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Post by Kensterberg on May 26, 2004 0:35:21 GMT -5
Ya know, I wouldn't have thought about the gender thing myself ... but it really is helpful, innit?
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slick7
Struggling Artist
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Post by slick7 on May 26, 2004 0:48:52 GMT -5
'tis a mighty fine invention
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Knight
Streetcorner Musician
Posts: 51
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Post by Knight on May 26, 2004 6:38:48 GMT -5
Ahhh, I got called a "hypocrite" again. How sweet. I had almost forgotten how good and humbling it feels to have someone (likely a fellow hypocrite) call me out. Let's see...that was Slick7 who called me that... ***searching memory banks***Uhhh, no, I can't say I know anyone who calls themselves "Slick7". Nope, can't say that anyone calling themselves "Slick7" knows me or has even a rudimentary understanding of what I believe, so I guess I'll just gratefully accept this particular labelling of "hypocrite" as coming from someone who has no idea what he's talking about and say "thank you" regardless. And then there was that charming Clubberlang fella...the one who the bombing trolls found so endearing...saying something about "thumbs up my ass"... Sorry, kiddo, but this boy don't swing that-a-way. My poop chute is EXIT ONLY, thank you. No thumbs or any other projectile substances are welcome inside that cavernous orifice. I don't care to know either of these fine gentlemen, so you'll have to forgive me if I disregarded their opinions as if they were about as significant to me as the price of a box of tampons. I glanced at this. This is classic JAC, or a classic JAC post. Everything you want to know about this guy is in his post. I thought you had mellowed a bit, but old habits die hard I guess? I certainly don' t think you are perfect, surely you must see the same glaring flaws in this post that I do? Where's the love man? You started piping up all of your anti-this anti-that stuff, and you thought we shouldn't feel offended? |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on May 26, 2004 6:58:43 GMT -5
Poeple need to stop taking this issue so seriously or else they'll end up with excessively high blood pressure. So someone spammed a board - lets all run for the fucking hills & formulate our retaliation plan. Save us!
Heres a solution: JACkory, you hold on tight to the nearest cemented post & someone - anyone! - grab a hold of that mammoth pole jutting from out his righteous ass & give it an almighty PULL. You may need two people to do this, as it seems to be firmly embedded in there.
And hey presto! One less anal know-it-all on planet Earth.
The repeat procedure to anyone else who displays similar attitude of pretension & idiocy.
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Post by pissin2 on May 26, 2004 9:18:03 GMT -5
I just wanna say Hi, my name's Pissin.
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Post by riley on May 26, 2004 9:22:22 GMT -5
Never mind introductions. You need to stop playing the same four bar chords over and over again. Throw a solo or something in there fucker, and lose the jacket.  |
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Knight
Streetcorner Musician
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Post by Knight on May 26, 2004 9:29:58 GMT -5
This guy rocks a little more eh?
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Post by riley on May 26, 2004 9:33:23 GMT -5
Awesome. I can't figure out whether he's Randy Rhoads, Rudolf Schenker, or James Hetfield (circa 1983).
Everyone should own a Flying V, even if they don't play guitar.
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Knight
Streetcorner Musician
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Post by Knight on May 26, 2004 9:40:17 GMT -5
Oops I lost that avitar. I liked the wall of speakers.
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Post by Thorngrub on May 26, 2004 10:31:53 GMT -5
I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! I'm the fucking Man of the Future, who'll try to blow me down? I was shanghaied by alien jews and heathen *Hindoos* from Asia, and got away with their hubcaps! I say, `They'll *never* clean *my* cage!'. By God, `Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!', I say! I wear nothing uniform, I wear *no* goddamn uniform! Come *on* and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my *bread* with the juice! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the dinosaurs; I'm busting my gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a *loaf*! Yes, I'm the purple flower of the Atlantis Zoo, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Father Time swoons! I do it for *fun*! Now give me some more of...
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