JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on May 26, 2004 10:50:18 GMT -5
I don't care to know either of these fine gentlemenalls i'm saying is that i'm real glad that these boards have the male/female symbols so we know the sex of the fellow posters. I apologize for failing to recognize you as a female. I never even notice those gender icons. KnightTroll, I "glanced" at your last post, too. Can't say I know why you feel the need to add your 2 cents worth in what I'd hoped would be a very short exchange between myself, Slick7 and Clubberlang ("short" as in I'd hoped the whole matter would be dropped after they were allowed to get their concluding digs in at me). You write that "everything you want to know about (yours truly) is in his post"... Everything WHO wants to know about me? You and your cronies? Well, hey, that's cool, no doubt all you WANT to know about me is in that post (or what you took from it, having merely 'glanced' at it). I don't mind if you took it in a negative way and want to caricaturize me similarly. Go right ahead, I'm not here to make friends with every single person who knows how to click on the "post" button. And I don't feel obligated to defend my post too staunchly, other than to say it was what I'd consider to be a MILD retort to some less-than-flattering statements made by Slick7 and Clubberlang. Instead of barraging them with personal insults (as I may have done before I "mellowed a bit"), I simply attempted to make the point that the opinions of people who I do not regularly converse with mean very little to me. Then you come along and accuse me of "piping up anti-this and anti-that stuff, and if I may use the words of your co-hort Clubberlang, "What the hell are you talkin' about"?? Layla wrote, "Heres a solution: JACkory, you hold on tight to the nearest cemented post & someone - anyone! - grab a hold of that mammoth pole jutting from out his righteous ass & give it an almighty PULL. You may need two people to do this, as it seems to be firmly embedded in there.
The repeat procedure to anyone else who displays similar attitude of pretension & idiocy."Great idea, Layla. I hope there's a cemented post near you, because you qualify for the "repeat procedure" with that post. Where's the love? Look inside your own hearts and tell me if you find some. I know where mine is. |
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Post by pissin2 on May 26, 2004 10:53:46 GMT -5
did someone just poke fun at my fucking jacket?
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Post by riley on May 26, 2004 11:42:06 GMT -5
Actually on closer examination, it's not the jacket, the chords, or even the guitar that's the problem. It's that fucking haircut dude.
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Knight
Streetcorner Musician
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Post by Knight on May 26, 2004 11:55:26 GMT -5
I don't mind if you took it in a negative way and want to caricaturize me similarly. Go right ahead, I'm not here to make friends with every single person who knows how to click on the "post" button.
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Anti-dentite.
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KayJay
Struggling Artist
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Post by KayJay on May 26, 2004 12:24:06 GMT -5
*yawns*
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Post by pissin2 on May 26, 2004 12:33:03 GMT -5
I got 4 chords and the spite to use em, and just enough wisdom to ignore the truth! And I never listen to the kids that say. I aint never done the right thing anyway.
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
Posts: 167
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Post by JACkory on May 26, 2004 13:31:21 GMT -5
I don't mind if you took it in a negative way and want to caricaturize me similarly. Go right ahead, I'm not here to make friends with every single person who knows how to click on the "post" button.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Anti-dentite. If your intention was to cause me to waste valuable time looking in dictionaries and encyclopedias to find the meaning of a word which apparently does not exist (dentite), then congratulations, you have succeeded. On one hand, I don't have the slightest clue as to the point you were trying to make, seeing as how there's no way for me to verify it's meaning. On the other hand there's a golden band that reminds me of someone who wouldn't understand... Sorry...couldn't resist throwing in that confusing Randy Travis reference. |
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Post by pissin2 on May 26, 2004 13:35:53 GMT -5
watch some Seinfeld
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Post by riley on May 26, 2004 15:01:57 GMT -5
Just an FYI. Tomorrow is "International Have Sex With A 32 Year Old Canadian Banker Day".
I expect to be bombarded to best intentions from you ladies.
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Knight
Streetcorner Musician
Posts: 51
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Post by Knight on May 26, 2004 17:46:28 GMT -5
You better take it easy there, you are a senior member afterall  |
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Knight
Streetcorner Musician
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Post by Knight on May 26, 2004 17:49:48 GMT -5
If your intention was to cause me to waste valuable time looking in dictionaries and encyclopedias to find the meaning of a word which apparently does not exist (dentite), then congratulations, you have succeeded.*smirk smirk* Oh...you didn't know I was refering to the Seinfeld episode? 
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Post by riley on May 26, 2004 18:42:23 GMT -5
You better take it easy there, you are a senior member afterall Fucking right, and it's about time I say. Now I can just coast and post bad Peter Frampton lyrics for the next week. |
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Post by CitizenDick on May 26, 2004 20:57:21 GMT -5
Who cares about the lyrics...just say lewd phrases through the talk box thing. It'll be a riot.
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Post by ArtVandalay0 on May 26, 2004 21:19:01 GMT -5
Man, I think I've seen every Seinfeld episode at least three times, but I can't place "dentite." Help me out, here.
Beeferino... Rusty!!!!
Maybe my manziere is slipping...
It was a million-to-one shot, Doc, a million to one shot!
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Post by stratman19 on May 26, 2004 21:26:11 GMT -5
JERRY: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.
KRAMER: Those people, listen to yourself.
JERRY: What?
KRAMER: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.
JERRY: Kramer, he's just a dentist.
KRAMER: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
JERRY: I am not an anti-dentite!
KRAMER: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
JERRY: They do have their own schools!
KRAMER: Yeah!....
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