ClubberLang
Struggling Artist
think for yourself, question authority
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Post by ClubberLang on Jul 19, 2006 20:10:47 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Clubber!  Hope you had a great day! My next beer is dedicated to you, buddy. PS. Hot guys are allowed to feel me up on their birthdays, go for it mate whoa! Does it matter that i'm 2 months late? |
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ClubberLang
Struggling Artist
think for yourself, question authority
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Post by ClubberLang on Jul 19, 2006 20:11:24 GMT -5
BTW, I'm still awaiting my trial. The jurors have gotta be selected by now
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Post by Kensterberg on Jul 19, 2006 20:58:15 GMT -5
Haven't you ever heard that delay is the defendant's best friend? The longer it takes a case to get to trial, the better the chance that the State won't have its shit in order, and will have to dismiss.
I once managed to delay a felony drug case more than two years before trial ... and I've put off several DWI cases for nearly that long (and those were just misdemeanors).
So no news is good news, Clubber. We'll notify you of the next setting. Otherwise, go about your business ...
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JACkory
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Post by JACkory on Sept 19, 2008 23:22:41 GMT -5
So what's the deal? Did you get your trial or not? Did you have a good lawyer? What was the verdict? I'm very interested to know. Were you found guilty? If so, were you sentenced to very many years in prison? Are you frightened at the prospect of going to prison? You should be. Or were you proven innocent? Did your family break down and cry in relief at your narrow escape from justice? Was the judge a fair man? Did he have any sex toys under the bench? Did he play with them during the trial? Did this behaviour influence his decision? Do you envy him? Do you want to be a lawyer? Do you want to date a lawyer? Do you want to have lunch with a lawyer? Do you want to tell lawyer jokes to a lawyer? Do you show your appreciation to your lawyer by offering him a pop-tart and a glass of orange juice?
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