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Post by chrisfan on Jun 20, 2006 10:08:49 GMT -5
You can change the totals? So you could ... like ... reduce mine ... by about 75%? Hey! You can't have post reduction surgery without authorization from a doctor. ;D Well I'm searching for a doctor right now. Drum? Roc Doc? Anyone? I want my post reduction surgery!!!!! The number of posts I've been carrying around all this time are too much. They have a negative effect on my golf and tennis games (difficult to swing with that many posts in the way) and are really starting to cause a pain in my back! |
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 20, 2006 10:13:09 GMT -5
LOL Chrifan! Good luck with getting those posts reduced ... I'm not so sure that Roc Doc or Dr.Drum will sign off for you, or that Strat will go ahead and perform the surgery ... you know how much men like women with big post counts. ;D
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Post by chrisfan on Jun 20, 2006 10:15:19 GMT -5
You're right. I need a female doctor who can sympathize with my plight. Only women truly know the burden that can come from a big post count. Mary, want to put that PhD to use?
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Post by Thorngrub on Jun 20, 2006 11:21:20 GMT -5
I gave him an honorary total that reflects the relationship between the radius of a circle and its circumference. See now, this makes perfect sense  |
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Post by Thorngrub on Jun 20, 2006 11:23:26 GMT -5
I gave him an honorary total that reflects the relationship between the radius of a circle and its circumference. You can change the totals? So you could ... like ... reduce mine ... by about 75%? No! Chrisfan & I have always been (and will always remain) the 2 members in highest standing (of post-counts anyhow)! Don't take that honor away from her strat (besides, everyone knows she & I are the real nerds here;) |
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Post by chrisfan on Jun 20, 2006 11:26:31 GMT -5
Oh don't you stand in the way of my post reduction surgery Thorn! A woman has a right to choose her own post size!
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Post by Kensterberg on Jun 20, 2006 11:31:17 GMT -5
Oh don't you stand in the way of my post reduction surgery Thorn! A woman has a right to choose her own post size! I think that women should just stick with the post size that god gave them. Large or small, they're all beautiful.  |
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Post by Thorngrub on Jun 20, 2006 11:33:26 GMT -5
Oh don't you stand in the way of my post reduction surgery Thorn! A woman has a right to choose her own post size! That may be true, but when I consider how avidly I dream about passing you up, well let's just say I don't like handicaps! I can handle this gap, and I like playin' fair. I'm revvin my engines... (best keep a lookout in your rearview mirror;) |
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Post by Galactus on Jun 20, 2006 11:36:28 GMT -5
Wow, look at the post count on Thorn...zoinks!
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Post by Mary on Jun 20, 2006 11:37:19 GMT -5
You're right. I need a female doctor who can sympathize with my plight. Only women truly know the burden that can come from a big post count. Mary, want to put that PhD to use? I'm sorry Chrisfan, but even if I were competent to perform this highly complex surgery, I wouldn't help you anyway. I need people like you and thorn around to make me feel less nerdy about my own post count  |
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Post by Mary on Jun 20, 2006 11:38:37 GMT -5
I'm kinda like a fat chick who's not SUPER SUPER fat, so she always scans the room around her to find a real fatso to make herself feel better. You perform that function for me, Chrisfan |
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Post by chrisfan on Jun 20, 2006 11:53:41 GMT -5
That's not fat Mary ... that's my extra-large post size hanging down covering my teeny tiny waist ... my narrow hips ... and my svelte thighs. Yep, my post count droops all the way down to my knees.
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Post by Fuzznuts on Jun 20, 2006 12:00:53 GMT -5
That's hot.
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Post by shin on Jun 20, 2006 15:06:14 GMT -5
It's like wearing your own homemade flesh barrell.
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Post by frag on Jun 21, 2006 14:55:56 GMT -5
the last page of posts has cured me of all sexual appetite. Thanks.
Now when I see breasts, I'll think of posts...and when I think of posts, I'll think of them drooping to the knees, and then back to the breasts, which I will then think are drooping to the knees.
Thanks again.
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