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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Nov 20, 2006 20:31:50 GMT -5
You didn't drink a glass of vodka that was sitting patiently in your hands? Waiting, watching, imploring you, 'Rit, please drink me, I'm ever so tasty & 100% calorie-free, I also clean wounds in times of injury, do you know of another alcohol which serves such an exquisite dual purpose?'
Rit. You just lost 10 Fabulousness Points with me. For shame.
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Post by Rit on Nov 20, 2006 20:33:36 GMT -5
no, i did drink it, but i didn't choose to drink it because of jason lewis' so-homo-it-hurts advertising.
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Post by Adam on Nov 20, 2006 20:35:27 GMT -5
Rit, cut yourself and clean the wound with the vodka. You'll earn the fab points back.
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Post by Rit on Nov 20, 2006 20:36:23 GMT -5
yo, i'm not going to Iggy myself. that's just stupid.
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Post by Adam on Nov 20, 2006 20:37:58 GMT -5
Hey, nothing that extreme. Just a small cut on the finger or something.
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Post by Rit on Nov 20, 2006 20:39:52 GMT -5
how about, no cuts or abrasions of any kind. i get images of some emo goth chick sitting in her room cutting her legs, while her loving mother is downstairs cooking her a delicious lunch..
so, ummm, no.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Nov 20, 2006 20:44:05 GMT -5
No, self-inflicted wounds earn no Fab points. Otherwise, Lindsay Lohan would have close to 100. Injurious Fab points are awarded only when one is wounded during the course of a bar fight, and further restricted to specific instances of bar injury:
eg. said points are awarded when one is stabbed at with the jagged stem of a broken wine glass while defending self or loved one
points are not applicable in incidences of falling off stage during karaoke & cutting one's calf on the side of the speaker stack.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Nov 20, 2006 20:45:29 GMT -5
Is it socially acceptable to have had 2.5 glasses of wine before 1pm?
Its ok because its summer & I need to hydrate. Also, I am preparing for a afternoon BBQ hosting.
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Post by Rit on Nov 20, 2006 20:46:48 GMT -5
yep. bar injury fights are totally good and proper.
i'd even be generous and award points for falling off a karaoke stage.
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Post by Rit on Nov 20, 2006 20:47:20 GMT -5
Is it socially acceptable to have had 2.5 glasses of wine before 1pm? Its ok because its summer & I need to hydrate. Also, I am preparing for a afternoon BBQ hosting. its fine, though i'm not a wine drinker  |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Nov 20, 2006 20:53:37 GMT -5
Really? But you're so intelligent & distinguished & Canadian.
Any points awarded for a stage fall would be nullified by the act of karaoke itself.
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Post by Rit on Nov 20, 2006 20:57:15 GMT -5
i'm hardly distinguished, and 'intelligent' would be a gross exageration. i prefer beer or vodka currently. whiskey straight up is fun too.
karaoke requires guts and shamelessness.. both very admirable qualities.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Nov 20, 2006 21:01:35 GMT -5
But you are Canadian.
No quiet, silly, you are both distinguished & highly intelligent. I wouldn't bother talking to you if you weren't.
Now, whats the latest events timeline of your life?
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Post by Rit on Nov 20, 2006 21:06:07 GMT -5
that's true, i'm canadien. latest timeline events? nah, not too much. i will say that i'm thinking of dumping my banking job and starting something in shipping with my brother. he's a business wiz.. i'm tagging along for the ride... brothers gonna work it out.
if i commit to something, i need to be assured that power, wine and women come with what is to be my life's work. first you get the power, and then you get the women. i saw that on tv once.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Nov 20, 2006 21:38:57 GMT -5
Having the wine helps you to get the women. We're more fun when we're passed out  Is your brother older than you? Working in shipping sounds tres exotic. |
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