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Post by phil on Mar 2, 2006 11:29:11 GMT -5
... this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off,
you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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Post by Thorngrub on Mar 2, 2006 12:00:02 GMT -5
classic
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 2, 2006 20:38:45 GMT -5
indeed. good one, phil.
here's mine for the day:
"if my boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs!"
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fredrum
Struggling Artist
and I'll burn....like a roman fucking candle
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Post by fredrum on Mar 2, 2006 23:09:43 GMT -5
and they peed on your fucking rug.....
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Post by rockysigman on Mar 2, 2006 23:20:12 GMT -5
 You're killin' me, Smalls! |
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Post by Paul on Mar 3, 2006 11:18:02 GMT -5
"K-Mart Sucks"
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Post by phil on Mar 3, 2006 11:27:13 GMT -5
 I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
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Post by Fuzznuts on Mar 3, 2006 11:34:53 GMT -5
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!"
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fredrum
Struggling Artist
and I'll burn....like a roman fucking candle
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Post by fredrum on Mar 3, 2006 13:38:34 GMT -5
Walter, youre not even jewish! you're polish catholic!
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Post by Fuzznuts on Mar 3, 2006 13:48:23 GMT -5
"So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?"
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Post by rockkid on Mar 3, 2006 14:08:51 GMT -5
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
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Post by Thorngrub on Mar 3, 2006 15:17:39 GMT -5
indeed. good one, phil. here's mine for the day: "if my boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs!" "What we've got here is a failure to communicate" |
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Post by Fuzznuts on Mar 3, 2006 15:36:13 GMT -5
I fuckin love Cool Hand Luke.
"Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box."
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Post by Fuzznuts on Mar 3, 2006 15:39:00 GMT -5
 "You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses." |
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Post by sisyphus on Mar 3, 2006 16:08:21 GMT -5
hahah. we're gettin a great store of quotes, here!
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? "
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