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Post by maarts on Jun 28, 2008 18:12:02 GMT -5
Plant some drugs in his apartment and call the cops!
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Post by Matheus on Jun 29, 2008 15:17:35 GMT -5
Top 10 Reasons I Have Been Excluded From Sedaka: 10. My slight Native American ancestry. 09. I'm a business student, and the majority at Sedaka are Cubans who pledge allegiance to Fidel Castro... 08. Riley has a grudge against me for not appreciating Teenage Fanclub. 07. I, on occasion, spell things Britishly. And many people get annoyed with me saying "orientated" instead of oriented. 06. I thought that Madonna's portrayal on the cross was more convincing than James Caviezel's. 05. Pat is popular over there, and after our argument my stock crashed. 04. The gentlemen (and possibly ladies) are upset that Britney Spears and her snatch will no longer be allowed for view since maarts used his witchcraft to banish her into Smurf happy hell. 03. They don't value my viewpoint, nor do they want it strung across their boards. They think Madonna's a talentless hack, and they're not sure that I would contribute anything besides rambling about her Madgesty. 02. They believe that I'm a spy working for the United States government. 01. My favourite movie is The Wizard of Oz, and people over there are deathly afraid of the vertically challenged.  but i might be wrong. |
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Post by Matheus on Jun 29, 2008 15:23:16 GMT -5
Plant some drugs in his apartment and call the cops! Haha. I was thinking about turning him in for riding the welfare system... that would be more fun. I found an apartment anyway. Top Things I Love About The New Apartment: - Dining room. I don't have one of those now. - Extra bedroom. - Two closets for Sean and I to stay out of  - Uhm, COUNTER SPACE. - No one living above me. I will miss saying the fat fuck upstairs though. - The sunroom. - Windows that people won't be able to look into (I'm in the basement now, when people walked by they would look in my windows so the curtains are always closed). - Air conditioning! (The windows I have now are too big and they open down and in). - The apartment is only $140 dollars more. - The bathroom is large. - No heat bill. Woot! |
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Post by maarts on Jun 30, 2008 5:05:09 GMT -5
04. The gentlemen (and possibly ladies) are upset that Britney Spears and her snatch will no longer be allowed for view since maarts used his witchcraft to banish her into Smurf happy hell.
They are?
Awesome!
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Post by rocknroller on Jun 30, 2008 6:14:40 GMT -5
Top 10 reasons Matheus has been excluded from Neil Sedaka:
1. Matt's a fag and as such has nothing to contribute
2. Matt sucks dick
3. Matt takes it up the ass
4. Matt has a really ugly, fat boyfriend
5. The boyfriend has a really small penis
6. Matt works at a grocery store
7. Matt is 27 and hasn't earned his Bachelors
8. Matt idolizes Madonna
9. Matt idolizes Britney Spears
10. Matt has a really large penis and all the guys at Sedaka have penis envy
;D
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Post by maarts on Jun 30, 2008 6:51:58 GMT -5
Pat...I can see you are a true friend!
That's why you are stuck with us always welcome here! ;D
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Post by maarts on Jul 8, 2008 5:29:31 GMT -5
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Post by rocknroller on Jul 13, 2008 22:09:10 GMT -5
6. Matt works at a grocery storeYes, everyone is judging me because I work at a grocery store while I'm going to school. 7. Matt is 27 and hasn't earned his BachelorsAnd I'm working on it at a great Business School. Look it up. The School of Management at Suny Binghamton. Just think Matt. With your degree you just might make general manager at that grocery store some day... ;D |
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Post by rocknroller on Jul 13, 2008 22:22:40 GMT -5
[quote author=matheus board=Random thread=513 post=192189 time=1215901643 10. Matt has a really large penis and all the guys at Sedaka have penis envy [/quote] Think HUMOR Matt. |
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Post by rocknroller on Jul 13, 2008 23:17:28 GMT -5
Oh, I got it... I would explain what you quoted, but I don't think you're important enough to do so. Go fuck yourself Matt. Or better yet go fuck your fat ugly boyfriend with the cow tongue... |
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Post by rocknroller on Jul 13, 2008 23:20:46 GMT -5
Looks like he's still chewing his cud...  |
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Post by rocknroller on Jul 14, 2008 0:30:54 GMT -5
Haha. I understand that you have addiction problems, Pat, but you really don't have to take it out on me. It's not your fault that you're so stupid... blame it on the alcohol and drugs. In the meantime... this drink's on me, chum.  Sorry Chump. My drinkin' & druggin' days ended years ago now. And I have never had Jack before. Preferably Ron Rico & coke with a shot or snort of meth. That was my preferred thang chump. BTW: How's your heroin addicted cousin (or was it a girl friend?) coming along these days. Did she ever find some recovery for herself? I hope she did. |
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Post by Ampage on Jul 14, 2008 18:17:59 GMT -5
Wow, a little pent up anger there Pat?
And if I were you, I wouldn't be posting anything about how anybody looks.
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Post by Matheus on Jul 14, 2008 19:31:31 GMT -5
So I'm not the only one who feels that way... weird.
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Post by rocknroller on Jul 14, 2008 22:21:59 GMT -5
Wow, a little pent up anger there Pat? And if I were you, I wouldn't be posting anything about how anybody looks. Post a pic' of yourself Amp. If your brave enough to that is... |
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