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Post by Galactus on Dec 20, 2005 14:33:45 GMT -5
Anselmo's in back brace.
Rollins has learned from years of being an asshole.
But let's pretend they're both in their prime...I think I'm gonna have to go with Hank in 10th. They'd slug it out for awhile but in the end I just think Rollins would punch harder.
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Post by luke on Dec 20, 2005 14:35:32 GMT -5
That's the problem. Jack White is the only guy on the Detroit scene right now who isn't a total wuss, so it's pretty easy for the dude to go around beating the shit out of all those skinny little wuss guys. It must be really awesome to have so much cred, yet not be some skinny wuss. It doesn't happen often.
Trying to think here, and honestly, I think Jack White may be the only guy in his genre of music who isn't a total wuss right now.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 20, 2005 14:36:44 GMT -5
That's the problem. Jack White is the only guy on the Detroit scene right now who isn't a total wuss, so it's pretty easy for the dude to go around beating the shit out of all those skinny little wuss guys. It must be really awesome to have so much cred, yet not be some skinny wuss. It doesn't happen often. Trying to think here, and honestly, I think Jack White may be the only guy in his genre of music who isn't a total wuss right now. Hey, the Datsuns aren't part of the Detroit scene--they're actually from New Zealand. But yeah, point still made--beating the shit out of a wuss doesn't gain you much cred. |
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Post by luke on Dec 20, 2005 14:38:14 GMT -5
Anselmo's in back brace. Rollins has learned from years of being an asshole. But let's pretend they're both in their prime...I think I'm gonna have to go with Hank in 10th. They'd slug it out for awhile but in the end I just think Rollins would punch harder. If I were God or the Beyonder or something, I'd spend all my time pitting up musicians from different points in time in fist fights. I'm going with Anselmo, though, as long as Hank doesn't get in on him. Phil's definitely got the reach there, but Hank could probably outwrestle him, get on top, and beat his face in. |
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Post by luke on Dec 20, 2005 14:39:23 GMT -5
That's the problem. Jack White is the only guy on the Detroit scene right now who isn't a total wuss, so it's pretty easy for the dude to go around beating the shit out of all those skinny little wuss guys. It must be really awesome to have so much cred, yet not be some skinny wuss. It doesn't happen often. Trying to think here, and honestly, I think Jack White may be the only guy in his genre of music who isn't a total wuss right now. Hey, the Datsuns aren't part of the Detroit scene--they're actually from New Zealand. But yeah, point still made--beating the shit out of a wuss doesn't gain you much cred. Honestly, I've no clue who the Datsuns are, but yeah, any band called "The Datsuns" is going to be a bunch of skinny wusses by default. |
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Dec 21, 2005 14:41:45 GMT -5
I vote Peter Steele. He's built like a brick shithouse and could club people to death with his legendarily huge cock.
Talking of cocks, it's been clear for some time that both Luke and Rocky would happily be buggered by Jack White at the first opportunity. You haven't quite hit the homoerotic heights of last week's "look at Jack's torso" conversation, but you're both still gay.
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Post by maarts on Dec 21, 2005 15:01:14 GMT -5
I've seen him onstage, maarts, but how big was he in person? *wins gayest question of the year award, in a last-minute 2005 sweep* I'm 6 ft 4, he must be 3 inches taller and one of the most morose dudes I've ever seen (even Michael Gira by comparison is a pussycat). A mate of mine scored a job at Roadrunner in Holland and his very first job was to chauffeur Steele around while he was in Amsterdam on some promo-business. I got to join him because he didn't know his way around the city. Steele barely said a word but just needed some weed and some girls after he done some interviews. First time experience as a pimp. |
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Post by luke on Dec 22, 2005 10:37:26 GMT -5
Whoa, what an awesome story. And I knew he was big, but shit, I didn't know he was Kevin Nash big. I just remember seeing him at that Ozzy/Type O concert when I was 14, and he was all up onstage with his steel chain guitar strap, and I thought, "Holy shit that guy's huge." But I had no idea, really. That's fucking awesome that you got to hook him up with weed and sluts.
Jesus, I'm more than comfortable in my sexuality while I talk with Rocky about Jack White's massive shoulders, his big strong arms, his soft hair, his lovely cheekbones, and how strong his hands must be from handling that guitar.
My sexuality being, of course, flaming gay.
But onto other matters, I still want bow's input on Iggy.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 22, 2005 11:49:00 GMT -5
For some reason girls never think twice about pointing out Jack White's bulge to me when we go see them. I should find out why. Anyway, here are the Datsuns:  Dude in the Kinks shirt is the one that he supposedly got in the fight with I think. So yeah, scrawny dude--not much street cred to be gotten. |
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Post by luke on Dec 22, 2005 12:11:24 GMT -5
Oh yeah, those guys are huge pussies.
I think White's bulge is so obvious because, well, he has tight red pants on all the time.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Dec 22, 2005 12:56:41 GMT -5
Well one thing is for sure, we KNOW that Jack White can beat some ass. Just ask the guy from the Von Bondies.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 5, 2006 20:49:22 GMT -5
Jack White beats up on guys smaller than him, though.
Henry Rollins reminds me of those gym bunnies who are ripped & roided up, but toally scared of fighting. I reckon he'd cry if you made a fist in his face.
Pete Steele looks like a gargoyle, but my vote goes to Anselmo. If you did a chemical analysis of his body, you'd probably find 95% testosterone, 5% ethanol.
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Post by riley on Apr 5, 2006 21:06:08 GMT -5
Thor the gay Canadian metal guys is tough as fuck. he used to blow up hot water bottles onstage at his gigs until they exploded.
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Post by kool on Apr 5, 2006 22:12:37 GMT -5
Dave Mustaine is one tough mutha...  "Come any closer and I will shove this flying V up your ass!" btw, anyone else see him cry like a girl in that Metallica documentary? How embarrassing... I'm surprised he didn't sue them not to show it. |
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Post by frag on Apr 5, 2006 22:34:22 GMT -5
Kool - ha ha, I was just about to pose the same question to you after I saw that picture. Then I read the bottom. That was priceless. That movie was so fucking ridiculous...when Kirk got all upset about the no solos rule. Can I just say that I think that that's bullshit? said in the worst lisp ever
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