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Post by Kensterberg on Apr 24, 2006 12:55:02 GMT -5
I've been on vacation, but let me say... Ryan Adams is a pussy fucking bitch. This guy could release the next White Album, and I'd still piss all over it because he's such a whiny little pussy. There's being a rock star- kicking ass, taking names, fucking sluts. There's being a rock star- doing too much heroin, getting depressed, choking on your own vomit. Then there's being a whiny little pissy ho bag like Ryan Adams- throwing hissy fits, crying backstage, having a poor wittle temper tantwum because mommy wasn't there to keep anyone from calling him Bryan Adams. What a fucking douche. Corgan and Rose have both been guilty of being a Ryan Adams rockstar. Corgan makes up for it at times; it got the best of Axl, though. But still, no one sucks as fucking bad as Ryan Adams. If someone paid me to go to his shitty fucking show, I'd request "Summer of 69", and when he started weeping like a woman onstage, I'd chunk my bottle of Killian's square at his fucking forehead. Then I'd go to jail, and maybe I'd get bum raped, but even then, I still wouldn't be as big a bitch as Ryan Adams. Good to have you back, and in fine form, ekul, I mean, Luke.  BTW, watch your mailbox around the end of this week. It just might do tricks!  |
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Post by luke on Apr 24, 2006 13:05:47 GMT -5
Wow! We'll see. Just when I finally got Rocky's together, too...it could be karma.
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Post by Thorngrub on Apr 24, 2006 13:24:51 GMT -5
oh yeah, (almost forgot):
Johnny Lydon
*cracks me up*
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 26, 2006 0:16:59 GMT -5
If someone paid me to go to his shitty fucking show, I'd request "Summer of 69", and when he started weeping like a woman onstage, I'd chunk my bottle of Killian's square at his fucking forehead. Then I'd go to jail, and maybe I'd get bum raped, but even then, I still wouldn't be as big a bitch as Ryan Adams
People do that at his gigs already, so there.
Just remember everyone: no matter how much Ryan Adams whines, he still gets more pussy than you do.
Think about that when you're being bum-raped in jail, fellas. Somewhere out there, girls like me are sleeping with Ryan Adams.
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Post by wayved on Apr 26, 2006 0:33:08 GMT -5
What do you mean Layla--girls like you?? No matter how much I like Ryan Adams music (i pretty much BOUGHT every note and word he ever played from Whiskeytown to now)--if I were a woman I wouldnt sleep with him...you gotta respect yourself! This is a little awkward for me but im gonna post it. wanna be lamentations for a life hes never lead all induced by himself. heysuess, anyone can grow a little beard and write songs. He also admitted that he doesnt like people who like/can relate to his music. Well can I get my 200 bucks back sucka?
by the same token--If I were in the audience and someone yelled out Summer of 69 I would grab my bottle of PBR and find the culprit....why pay to get in if thats your only goal? Maybe its esteem issues..If I were him I would play it and create new lyrics for it.
I got my first real 6 string
nah im not even gonna try! maybe tomorrow.....
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 26, 2006 0:40:42 GMT -5
If I were Ryan Adams & someone requested Summer of 69 I'd play it, then I'd go find the person who heckled me & have sex with his girlfriend.
The last time I saw him was at a festival, where he played immediately before Queens of the Stone Age. And QOTSA, for a band who love their female fans, inspire a lot of macho bullshit from their crowds. So poor Ryan Adams was having to play to a bunch of people who were there to see QOTSA & had zero interest in him. I felt like the only person there to see both. Plus, his sound was shite. His tantrum that day was totally justified.
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Post by luke on Apr 26, 2006 8:06:01 GMT -5
Yeah, my "Summer of 69" bit was definitely based on true events. I remember him throwing his guitar and leaving the stage because somebody requested it. Ha.
And hey, I'm sure Bon Jovi, Michael Bolton, BobCat Goldthwait, and Meat Loaf have all gotten a lot more pussy than about 98% of the world's population. It changes nothing.
Well, except in BobCat's case, that just makes him even more cool. And Pauly Shore too, I guess.
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Post by luke on Apr 26, 2006 8:07:58 GMT -5
And just about EVERY opening act/band right before a big band gets talked over/ignored...gah, what a douche.  (layla, I'm sorry, not trying to be a dick to you this morning, just coming out that way...  ) |
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Apr 26, 2006 11:46:43 GMT -5
I'm sorry but if you even make out with Ryan Adams, I am forever cooler than you and you have lost all hot status. I'd rather masterbate for the rest of eternity than hang out with some who has done anything with that loser. I'd rather go full on gay than touch a girl that's spent five seconds in that mongoloid's mouth.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 26, 2006 22:05:26 GMT -5
Well, the two of you should just go marry each other & have Ryan Adams-hating babies.
Can I come to the wedding? I'll sing Summer of 69.
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Post by JesusLooksLikeMe on Apr 27, 2006 3:47:22 GMT -5
Shaun Ryder
Bez
Shane McGowan
Not a tooth left between 'em either.
Also, Noel Gallagher always gives a great interview and is a genuinely funny guy.
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Post by tuneschick on Apr 27, 2006 9:55:01 GMT -5
I've been on vacation, but let me say... Ryan Adams is a pussy fucking bitch. This guy could release the next White Album, and I'd still piss all over it because he's such a whiny little pussy. There's being a rock star- kicking ass, taking names, fucking sluts. There's being a rock star- doing too much heroin, getting depressed, choking on your own vomit. Then there's being a whiny little pissy ho bag like Ryan Adams- throwing hissy fits, crying backstage, having a poor wittle temper tantwum because mommy wasn't there to keep anyone from calling him Bryan Adams. What a fucking douche. Corgan and Rose have both been guilty of being a Ryan Adams rockstar. Corgan makes up for it at times; it got the best of Axl, though. But still, no one sucks as fucking bad as Ryan Adams. If someone paid me to go to his shitty fucking show, I'd request "Summer of 69", and when he started weeping like a woman onstage, I'd chunk my bottle of Killian's square at his fucking forehead. Then I'd go to jail, and maybe I'd get bum raped, but even then, I still wouldn't be as big a bitch as Ryan Adams. This was stellar. I can't stand Ryan Adams either, I think he's whiney and boring and more or less useless. Though I've never seen anyone quite this vehement in their hatred of him. Awesome. And normally that would encourage me to get into it about Bono but I just don't have it in me today. Dude's a rock star, no doubt, but his "personality" makes me want to lock myself in a cold cellar. A few of my favourites: Billy Bragg - this is really since we met him at HMV, to be honest. He may not be banging supermodels or having coke snorted off his willy, but simple witty, charming and self-deprecating go a long way with me... especially when you're British and you write fucking fantastic songs. John Lydon - I'm not a ginormous Pistols fan, but Johnny Rotten is a total character. Dee Dee Ramone Alice Cooper Johnny Cash Joe Strummer Brian Wilson CC Deville - shut up, I can't help. Dude's hee-larious... still wish I could see his episode of Rock 'n' Roll Jeopardy again. |
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Post by bowiglou on Apr 27, 2006 19:40:00 GMT -5
characters in rock:
(1) Iggy Pop comes immediately to mind..opinionated, intelligent, racous, reckless...you name it he is it!
(2) David Bowie...mercurial as hell....an enigma...intentionally so
(3) Elvis Costello
(4) Joe Strummer
(5) Chrissie Hynde
(6) Keith Richards
(7) Howard Devoto
(8) Deborah Harry
(9) Johnny Rotten, nee Lyndon
(10) Stan Ridgway (one of the best storytellers in rock)
(11) Dan Fagen (Steely Dan.....a curmudgeon before his time)
(12) Ron Wood
(13) Lou Reed
(14) Neil Young
(15) David Byrne
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Post by Paul on Apr 28, 2006 8:53:55 GMT -5
And just about EVERY opening act/band right before a big band gets talked over/ignored...gah, what a douche. Unfortunately this is all too true...When SY opened for Pearl Jam in 2000, like 500 people were watching...When I saw Sleater-Kinney open for them in 2003 (Hershey, PA 7/12/03) it seemed like no one was there, and that really pissed Vedder off. He went on multiple tangents that night; it was kinda entertaining...Pissed most folks off, but I got a kick out of it; especially when he ripped this girl for flashing the band...saying her "mosquito bites don't turn me on", and how he's gonna shit on her head....then the band went into a furious rendition of "Whipping". |
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