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Post by rockkid on Jun 10, 2006 10:41:39 GMT -5
I gotta agree with amp on that one. I’ve often wondered about the whole spectacle aspect myself.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Jun 12, 2006 23:55:00 GMT -5
Thanks for your advice re disciplining my puppies, Amp. I am a pushover & even though I've grown up with dogs, I always feel as though being a disciplinarian is almost mean.
I'm better at it though & Frankie is starting to behave a little more like a gentleman. Well, as gentlemanly as a bulldog can be, which is not very.
re gay pride parades: I'm a dancer & an all-round hag, so I know half the gay population of Sydney. And of all of them, only two are drag queens. The rest wear pinstripe suits to work, argue over the quality of Ikea & buy me tasteful kitchen accessories for my birthday.
Why aren't these types of gay men in pride parades? That'd be the best damn looking gay pride parade ever.
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Post by sisyphus on Jun 13, 2006 0:18:10 GMT -5
lmao!!!
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Post by Adam on Jun 13, 2006 0:25:34 GMT -5
Has Henry or Frankie started reacting to noises a lot?
All of a sudden, I remember how my previous dog would imitate an ambulance siren. It was so damn great.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Jun 13, 2006 0:44:17 GMT -5
My place is pretty noisy. Theres always music on & people around. They actually get a little anxious if its quiet, which is weird in dogs. But thats how I am (I get scared if I'm home alone & I have to keep the TV on if no-one else is around, even in the daytime), so I think they're inheriting my neuroticism.
They do like to piss everywhere & they always get excited when the phone rings, they go nuts.
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Post by Adam on Jun 13, 2006 0:52:21 GMT -5
I was scared of being home alone as a kid. One time, I made the mistake of playing The Doors' "The End" at sundown. For some reason, I was fucking freaked. I grabbed a bat, checked all the doors, turned on all the lights and after my search was over, I sat down in the living room with the chair in a corner so I could see every entrance to the room.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Jun 13, 2006 0:59:38 GMT -5
Thats funny.
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Post by Adam on Jun 13, 2006 1:04:54 GMT -5
Yeah, its funny now. The boogeymen of my childhood didn't straight come out and attack me. They'd like to fuck with me. I'd imagine they'd cradle their hands around a door and stick their heads out, like E.T. here:  Now, I wasn't scared of E.T. but imagine someone/thing doing that and that's enough to get paranoid. But that pissed me off. I wanted a straight out fight instead of the sneaking around. I had a bat, not a fucking gun. |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Jun 13, 2006 1:14:40 GMT -5
awww, ET is so cute though.
When I was a kid I used to think there were spiders beneath my pillow. So I'd never sleep with my hand under my pillow, but I was perfectly fine about sleeping on the pillow itself. I figured the spiders would stay under if I didn't bother them.
I was a pretty stupid kid.
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Post by Thorngrub on Jun 16, 2006 12:10:57 GMT -5
when I was a kid I owned a pair of red rubber boots that I loved sooo much,
I insisted to my Mom that I must sleep with them ON.
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Post by poseidon on Jul 22, 2006 14:09:26 GMT -5
Some of these are amusing.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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DR. PHIL
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
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OPRAH
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!
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GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
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COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
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ANDERSON COOPER/CNN
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
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NANCY GRACE
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
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JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
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PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
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MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
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DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.
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JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that!
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GRANDPA
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
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BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
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JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
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ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only Cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \..... reboot.
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ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
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AL GORE
I invented the chicken!
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COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Jul 22, 2006 19:06:57 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by poseidon on Jul 23, 2006 21:47:51 GMT -5
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Post by Matheus on Jul 26, 2006 13:12:08 GMT -5
Hey Pat, thought I'd let you know... Jump will be released as a single.
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Post by poseidon on Jul 26, 2006 13:17:29 GMT -5
Yeah, I saw that Matt on Madonnalicious.com. I haven't any of the maxi-singles from COADF, but will most likely pick up the maxi-single for "Jump" as that is my favorite song from the album.
On to other news....Toodles (my 18 week old poodle) is at the groomers being shaved. Decided to shave her in the summer and let her beautiful coat grow out in the winter. Poor baby's susceptible to extreme variations (heat and cold) in temperature.
Have her mostly house-broken. She currently weighs 3.5 lbs. A real sweety.
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