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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:10:23 GMT -5
Post by poseidon on Nov 29, 2005 19:10:23 GMT -5
30 days without a cigarette. Hooray for me.
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:11:37 GMT -5
Post by Matheus on Nov 29, 2005 19:11:37 GMT -5
How about Sweating Out The Holey? Twat Squats?
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:12:59 GMT -5
Post by Matheus on Nov 29, 2005 19:12:59 GMT -5
God, Pat, does it always have to be about dick?
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:13:19 GMT -5
Post by Matheus on Nov 29, 2005 19:13:19 GMT -5
And I'm not talking about Andy.
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:13:30 GMT -5
Post by poseidon on Nov 29, 2005 19:13:30 GMT -5
Twat Squats...that's kind of funny.
Can you think of an exercise for limp-dick?
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:14:46 GMT -5
Post by Matheus on Nov 29, 2005 19:14:46 GMT -5
Well, in my personal opinion, you just have to get rid of the person who's making it go limp and find someone who makes it go big.
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:15:58 GMT -5
Post by poseidon on Nov 29, 2005 19:15:58 GMT -5
You're sick Mat...seek therapy.
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:21:42 GMT -5
Post by poseidon on Nov 29, 2005 19:21:42 GMT -5
Hey! Thats gave me a great idea for the next Charlies Angels movie:
Charlies Angels 3
The Twat Squad
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:21:52 GMT -5
Post by Matheus on Nov 29, 2005 19:21:52 GMT -5
What? Every dick should receive pleasure. If I could give myself a blowjob, I'd stay home and say fuck it, but the point of the matter is that the penis needs to run in the hole to stay in shape. Otherwise, a man gets frustrated.
Whether you wanna push it in a puss or slam it in an ass... it's very important to exercise the penis. Everyone knows this. It's sexual health.
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:23:57 GMT -5
Post by poseidon on Nov 29, 2005 19:23:57 GMT -5
And I'm not talking about Andy. Who's Andy? |
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:25:44 GMT -5
Post by Matheus on Nov 29, 2005 19:25:44 GMT -5
Andy Dick... he's some douchebag comedian or something. I think he used to have a show on MTV. ALMOST as obnoxious as Tom Green, but definitely a bigger homo.
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:27:30 GMT -5
Post by poseidon on Nov 29, 2005 19:27:30 GMT -5
Andy Dick... he's some douchebag comedian or something. I think he used to have a show on MTV. ALMOST as obnoxious as Tom Green, but definitely a bigger homo. Tom Green used to be married to Drew Barrymore. Thats gay? Although one nut I suppose is better than none... |
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:27:47 GMT -5
Post by kool on Nov 29, 2005 19:27:47 GMT -5
Since Madonna does all of these weird exercises to keep her body in fine form, I wonder if she does any special exercises to keep her cunt all tight and shit... ever think about that, Pat? Like, do you sit around and wonder how she's keeping that overused orifice in shape... I just thought about that... Vaginal Yoga. Pussy Pilates. Cuntercize. ROTFLMAO!!!! |
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:28:55 GMT -5
Post by Matheus on Nov 29, 2005 19:28:55 GMT -5
Well, yeah, Tom Cruise is gay, too, I mean, he divorced Nicole Kidman... like der. I wouldn't give up fucking that cunt for the world.
Not that Drew Barrymore is all that hot... and homo doesn't necessarily mean he likes to take it in the ass, it just means he acts like a queer.
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Madonna
Nov 29, 2005 19:29:13 GMT -5
Post by poseidon on Nov 29, 2005 19:29:13 GMT -5
Can you even imagine having to undergo a nutdectomy?
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