JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Oct 14, 2005 7:54:38 GMT -5
Male or female, one has to admit that there seems to be a disproportionate amount of bumbling social boobs who are male as opposed to female.
BTW, hope noone took the Dear Abby quip as anything more than the joke it was intended to be.
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Post by maarts on Oct 14, 2005 8:14:35 GMT -5
Well, you're all by yourself on that one, mate.
Although female boobs are more socially accepted than their male counterparts...
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
Posts: 167
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Post by JACkory on Oct 14, 2005 8:21:05 GMT -5
It's probably different in Australia.
In America, though, lemme tell ya. It's emberassing.
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Post by Kensterberg on Oct 14, 2005 13:04:56 GMT -5
Mary-just do what you think is right. Dont listen to a whole bunch of lopsided males. I'm perfectly symetrical, so Mary is safe heeding my advice ... whatever it was. |
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Post by bowiglou on Oct 14, 2005 13:36:15 GMT -5
as one who just lost his wedding ring in his emergency brake, I think I'll hold off on dispensing advice
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Post by phil on Oct 14, 2005 14:06:45 GMT -5
Bow ~ You got brakes on your surf board... !?
What will they think of next !!!
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Post by bowiglou on Oct 14, 2005 18:34:16 GMT -5
ha ha very funny!!......but I do always take off my ring prior to surfing/swimming, and it made a parabolic beeline for the rubberized-crevice in my emergency brake!!....took my car in this morning, and at their first attempt to locating the ring by taking out the console they couldn't find it......anyway, I paid extra big $$ for them to go further and two hours ago they found it under some of the flotsam and jetsam of the air bag!!!............PHEW!!!!
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Post by strat-0 on Oct 14, 2005 18:40:50 GMT -5
Glad you recovered it, Bow! I don't blame you for following through to retrieve it. You might have replaced it for less than the price of the retrieval, but "ain't nothing like the real thing, baby"!
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Post by bowiglou on Oct 14, 2005 18:45:47 GMT -5
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Post by Ayinger on Nov 22, 2005 21:04:13 GMT -5
Note To Self:
Never go pee-pee just after chopping bunch of jalapeno peppers for chili.......
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Post by Kensterberg on Nov 22, 2005 21:14:24 GMT -5
Let me help you out with another hard earned lesson, Don ... never, ever, EVER touch your eyes after messing around with those hot little peppers.
And habaneros are even worse.
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Post by phil on Nov 22, 2005 22:00:40 GMT -5
You guys ever heard of wearing gloves
while manipulating those littles bundles of fire ??
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Post by RocDoc on Nov 23, 2005 19:39:59 GMT -5
Gloves? Pish-posh!
Gloves are for pussies!
Know the Jalapeno. Love the Jalapeno. Respect the Jalapeno.
And use lots of soap and water and a scrubbing brush.
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Post by Ayinger on Nov 23, 2005 19:48:18 GMT -5
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You guys ever heard of wearing gloves
while manipulating those littles bundles of fire ?? "
By 'little bundles of fire" are you referring to my pepper or my pecker?
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Post by phil on Nov 23, 2005 21:10:46 GMT -5
How many peckers do you have ... ??
And use lots of soap and water and a scrubbing brush.
Not on MY pecker !!
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