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Post by Ampage on Aug 28, 2007 19:56:23 GMT -5
Really? Get some gaydar dude. Maybe you are straight after all - lol!
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Post by wayved on Aug 29, 2007 0:49:52 GMT -5
Im gonna start bringing Yellow post it notes with me. So every time something pisses me off I can comment and let it be--anon! EVERYWHERE! False advertising, fake crap, unnecessary vanity...
Yesterday I got out of the gym and I saw this sports utility vehicle with a license plate that said "4u2ENV" Its a fucking gas guzzling piece of beautiful shit. I didn't have a baseball bat...But all I wanted was a yellow stickie and a roll of scotch tape. You offend me? I will get you right back! (im pissed off after im done at the gym I guess)
I see stupid shit all the time. Those family stickers make me mad too. Youve seen em on the rear windows of cars, happy dad, happy mom, 3 kids--what about single people? Shit if I were single it would be me, a bottle of beer and a turntable. (I want a real family one, stressed out mom and dad, crying kids...)
OR even better, if I were married woman and the man was cheating on me, or vice versa, the red tape would come out. BIG X!
What about a convoluted relationship where someone has been divorced 5 times. The kids! That would be very strange. Thats gonna be my weekend project. (thats not my situation but it would be funny!) Take up the whole back window! A couple of red Xs for the for the wifes supposed murders. A big flow chart on glass.
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Post by Matheus on Aug 29, 2007 1:47:57 GMT -5
Really? Get some gaydar dude. Maybe you are straight after all - lol! I dunno, I guess I never really cared whether or not a person is gay. |
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Post by phil on Aug 29, 2007 7:23:43 GMT -5
I dunno, I guess I never really cared whether or not a person is gay.
Words to live by ... !
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Post by sisyphus on Aug 29, 2007 11:04:07 GMT -5
Im gonna start bringing Yellow post it notes with me. So every time something pisses me off I can comment and let it be--anon! EVERYWHERE! False advertising, fake crap, unnecessary vanity... Yesterday I got out of the gym and I saw this sports utility vehicle with a license plate that said "4u2ENV" Its a fucking gas guzzling piece of beautiful shit. I didn't have a baseball bat...But all I wanted was a yellow stickie and a roll of scotch tape. You offend me? I will get you right back! (im pissed off after im done at the gym I guess) I see stupid shit all the time. Those family stickers make me mad too. Youve seen em on the rear windows of cars, happy dad, happy mom, 3 kids--what about single people? Shit if I were single it would be me, a bottle of beer and a turntable. (I want a real family one, stressed out mom and dad, crying kids...) OR even better, if I were married woman and the man was cheating on me, or vice versa, the red tape would come out. BIG X! What about a convoluted relationship where someone has been divorced 5 times. The kids! That would be very strange. Thats gonna be my weekend project. (thats not my situation but it would be funny!) Take up the whole back window! A couple of red Xs for the for the wifes supposed murders. A big flow chart on glass. Do it! and document with digi pics for us! |
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Post by Ampage on Aug 29, 2007 16:26:09 GMT -5
I dunno, I guess I never really cared whether or not a person is gay.Words to live by ... ! Oh please. I don't care if someone is black either, but when I see them - it registers. Things I hate - PC phoniness. |
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Post by upinkzeppelin2 on Aug 29, 2007 21:24:32 GMT -5
I personally hate it when a public restroom doesn't have paper towels but the air drying machine instead. And while I'm waiting and hour to dry my hands I get to read about how I'm saving trees from being used for paper towels. Ugh! Yeah, we're running out of trees. Duh huh.
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Post by wayved on Aug 30, 2007 0:35:07 GMT -5
Im with you thunk, but I never use the air dryer if they are out of paper towels. No time! Dry my hands on my jeans! (no shame, no shame I know!)
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Post by wayved on Aug 30, 2007 0:40:28 GMT -5
Steven Wright is awesome.
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Post by wayved on Aug 30, 2007 0:42:03 GMT -5
My Yellow Stickie anger project will commence next week. I do believe I need some therapy though. hahaha!
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Post by Matheus on Aug 30, 2007 14:29:32 GMT -5
I personally hate it when a public restroom doesn't have paper towels but the air drying machine instead. And while I'm waiting and hour to dry my hands I get to read about how I'm saving trees from being used for paper towels. Ugh! Yeah, we're running out of trees. Duh huh. they might be saving trees, but electricity runs those dryers so it goes from one environmental cause to another. |
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Post by wayved on Aug 31, 2007 0:59:58 GMT -5
there you go Matheus, its a conumdrum. It could be a conversation stater. "You have wet handprints on your ass..."
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Post by Matheus on Aug 31, 2007 11:02:05 GMT -5
there you go Matheus, its a conumdrum. It could be a conversation stater. "You have wet handprints on your ass..." Or, "Sorry, man, I have an important business meeting so it's better that my handprints are on your ass." |
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Post by phil on Aug 31, 2007 11:40:45 GMT -5
"Hope you don't mind ...
I do it only to save the planet" ... !!
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Post by wayved on Sept 1, 2007 1:54:03 GMT -5
matheus: hahaha! Yeah! the mutual "helping me dry my hands" thing probably would not work. "sorry I have some black eyes and a bloody nose, but I tried to dry my hands on someone elses ass! Tried the ladies bathroom first , cos I figured theyd understand and be sweet.. got one hand dry--black eye number one. Went back to the mens room. other one dry! BAM! Tweety bird language filled me up! No one wants me to dry my hands on their ass! Im not sure I wanna work here anymore, seeing as I dont have any way to dry my hands. Guess I just gotta do it myself! Heres the proposal..." hahaha! That needs work....
At Least I dont have Ketchup (Catsup) on my shirt!
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