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Post by Thorngrub on Jan 9, 2006 17:54:23 GMT -5
See Kidz: This Is What Happens When You Listen To Too Much Black Metal Music ! :/
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Jan 9, 2006 19:52:29 GMT -5
Yeah, I've read Lords of Chaos probably twenty times. You might be happy to know that the events of those crazed dudes is in the process of being committed to celluloid.
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Post by Thorngrub on Jan 10, 2006 10:25:10 GMT -5
I heard about that. And I'm suppressing the squeal of excitement of a little girl.
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Post by Thorngrub on Jan 10, 2006 11:52:24 GMT -5
...4 not lovin' on koRn.  I mean, shiiit, what kinda stickinnamud ya gotta BE to not appreciate the controlled chAos, the fingerlickin bass (now upgraded sans slap&clicks), the devotion to the sickest, post-psychedelic, post-industrial, balls-out undiluted eXplosive ouTburst of torrential honesty, diehard melodic attacks, impassioned singing that jumpstarts the heart, adrenalized offkilter drumming from an original mind, FUUUUCK, I pity what yer missin but I won't let it get me pissed, shiiiiiiiit, if there's any band that best be left a whispered secret, that stays well hidden behind a cloak of mewling masses & faux-MTV posturing, then muthafukkin KORN is it !! \m/ They are so intrinsically "gothic" they knock other gothwannabes into the fuckin DIRT. They put the I-C onto the end of GOTH for fuck's sake. IF you canna see that, you're BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!  trY & see thru yer TrendBlinders. I can see, I can see, you're going BLIIIIIIND!  Deaf & Dumb, too . . . but anyWho, all I can say is in all my years of eXposure to the best, most intense music in creation, while obviously missing out on a HUGE percentage of it, I mark my lucky stArs for the day Fate introduced me to KORN. FuKK the Naysayers & droopy dopers, See You On The Other Side is the implicit sonic realization of my most inSAne, hopped-up orgasmic musical dream, its like Pink Floyd collaborated w/Sabbath by way of Melt-banana pulled through an interdimensional hole like a white handkerchief imprinted with the stain of every hardrockin band that ever lived, then YanKed AwaY too fast to see & In Your Face instead you see suddenly the implosive shock of a mortarblast destroying every rock convention before your ears and in the shrapnel storm of melodic chAos this hyped-up lullaby rearranges itself into an anthem tattooed against your heart. It's actually quite silly of me to have to explain, since this band's sterling authenticity is implicit! But I enjoy musing over this refrain; all I can urge is you give it a listen.  |
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Jan 10, 2006 13:01:58 GMT -5
No.
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Post by skvorisdeadsorta on Jan 10, 2006 13:02:35 GMT -5
Sorry...... ;D
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Post by Thorngrub on Jan 10, 2006 13:05:39 GMT -5
No apologies . . . no regrets
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I mean, shiiit, what kinda stickinnamud ya gotta BE to not appreciate the controlled chAos, the fingerlickin bass (now upgraded sans slap&clicks), the devotion to the sickest, post-psychedelic, post-industrial, balls-out undiluted eXplosive ouTburst of torrential honesty, diehard melodic attacks, impassioned singing that jumpstarts the heart, adrenalized offkilter drumming from an original mind, FUUUUCK, I pity what yer missin but I won't let it get me pissed, shiiiiiiiit, if there's any band that best be left a whispered secret, that stays well hidden behind a cloak of mewling masses & faux-MTV posturing, then muthafukkin KORN is it !! \m/ 
