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Post by rockysigman on Apr 17, 2006 17:30:52 GMT -5
The ironic thing is that NONE of them are wearing platform shoes!! Midget Gene has a little bit of a platform there. Midget Peter seems to be wearing Nikes. |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 17, 2006 22:35:58 GMT -5
lol, I think Mini KISS toured Australia.
At the risk of grossly offending various segments of society:
I have no idea the difference between a midget & a dwarf, or 'little people', or whatever it is you're supposed to say
and Ace kinda has a demented-looking face.
I just want to hug mini Paul.
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Post by rockysigman on Apr 17, 2006 22:40:00 GMT -5
I think it has something to do with the proportions.
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Post by Galactus on Apr 17, 2006 22:40:38 GMT -5
Midgets are normally porportioned just short, Dwarves look kinda like they've been squished down.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 17, 2006 22:44:45 GMT -5
OK, that makes sense.
Jerry Springer has an unusually high number of shows about 'little people' & the women who love them. This one woman (normal height) was like a total midget whore & she was seeing three different guys at the same time. They got into a fight & Jerry had hired a midget security guard to deal with them.
Its was one of the most offensive pieces of television I've ever seen. I was drunk at the time, so I loved it.
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Post by rockysigman on Apr 17, 2006 22:47:10 GMT -5
The best Springer midget show ever was this one that was basically like every other Springer show, except with midgets. A midget family was on the stage, and the midget son told his midget dad he was gay. Later, a midget wife told her midget husband that she was having an affair with her cousin, who it turned out was also getting it on with the non-midget neighbor.
The best part was that, for no discernible reason, there was a table of food on the stage. When things got really heated, one of them would jump on the table and start throwing food at all the other midgets. Then they'd cut to commercial, and when they came back, lo and behold, the table was replenished with more food, which of course later was thrown again in similar fashion.
It may have been the greatest hour in television history.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 17, 2006 22:55:08 GMT -5
haha - I've seen that one. It was priceless.
I don't get why people need to throw food at each other? It can't injure you. Sure, you need to shower afterwards, but it just doesn't make sense. "Oh man, I'm so mad I could throw a blueberry pie at you" - "no, please don't, you might stain my top".
The energy you expend throwing food surely is not equivalent to the possible benefits of having your enemy covered in cake. Some people probably like being covered in food.
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Post by frag on Apr 17, 2006 23:39:19 GMT -5
You've clearly never been Banana'd.
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Post by sisyphus on Apr 17, 2006 23:45:06 GMT -5
banandildo'd?
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Apr 17, 2006 23:45:43 GMT -5
You've clearly never been Banana'd. Are you coming onto me, Frag? |
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Post by frag on Apr 17, 2006 23:46:01 GMT -5
Bananarang'd
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Post by frag on Apr 17, 2006 23:46:45 GMT -5
You've clearly never been Banana'd. Are you coming onto me, Frag? No I keep it clean. I got tissues for that. bad taste? |
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Post by sisyphus on Apr 17, 2006 23:52:28 GMT -5
great bad taste!
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Post by frag on Apr 17, 2006 23:54:04 GMT -5
Like Cheerios?
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Post by Adam on Apr 17, 2006 23:55:06 GMT -5
Holy fuckin' sacred cow !! This is the funniest shit ...  Say hello to Mini-Kiss !! Boy, I hope they don't perform near a Stonehenge prop. |
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