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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 11:55:59 GMT -5
Uh...not really that I can think of. Might be something slipping my mind. Even "She's Only 18" isn't all that dirty. "Hump de Bump" either. Most. Overdone. Theme. In. Rock. What? Did I miss a whole history of songs with the words "hump de bump" in them? |
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 12:07:53 GMT -5
I don't know what the dragon tear bit is about but that second part is about buttfuckin'. Buttfucking? So her ass would be deeper than it is wide? That would be a pretty disproportionate ass. I mean, I'm not sure just how deep a person's butt really goes (nor am I certain that I want to know how such a thing is measured), but most people's butts are wider than they are deep, aren't they? I mean, aren't they? See, the Swan really has me thinking. That's how you know those lyrics are good. |
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Post by luke on Dec 8, 2006 12:26:08 GMT -5
I think "I want to party in your pussy" is a great lyric for its lack of innuendo. There's Kiedis, up there jumping around with a sock around his wiener, telling the ladies that he wants to party on their pussy. It's wild and honest, and only works in context. Motley Crue/Poison innuendo, and shit like "She Goes Down", just lacks that honesty. Anyway, I was just coming by to say that this is somewhere between five and thirty times better than any album on any of these lists:  |
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 12:26:45 GMT -5
Dammit, Luke, I was going to make a joke about it being 5-30 times larger than any other album cover also, but you deleted before I could.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 12:27:18 GMT -5
Or shrunk it down anyway.
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Post by luke on Dec 8, 2006 12:30:36 GMT -5
Yeah, I sat there and battled with the thing for about five minutes.
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Post by Galactus on Dec 8, 2006 12:52:36 GMT -5
I don't know what the dragon tear bit is about but that second part is about buttfuckin'. Buttfucking? So her ass would be deeper than it is wide? That would be a pretty disproportionate ass. I mean, I'm not sure just how deep a person's butt really goes (nor am I certain that I want to know how such a thing is measured), but most people's butts are wider than they are deep, aren't they? I mean, aren't they? See, the Swan really has me thinking. That's how you know those lyrics are good. Dude, if you know a chick whose asshole is wider then is deep, you should advise her to get help. |
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 12:57:58 GMT -5
No, not her asshole, her entire ass. That's what I meant.
I see what you mean though. I hadn't thought about it in terms of just the hole.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 12:58:34 GMT -5
I feel enlightened now.
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Post by Galactus on Dec 8, 2006 13:00:24 GMT -5
Yeah, he's talking about the "cave" within your "mountainside" not the whole mountainside.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 13:04:13 GMT -5
Yeah, I got it now.
AK is deep. But not as deep as that girl's butthole.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 13:06:12 GMT -5
Could it be about tittyfucking, too? Like the cave is cleavage, and the mountainside are her boobs?
You can read Keidis on so many levels.
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Post by frag on Dec 8, 2006 13:10:32 GMT -5
And where does this dragon fit in? Erm, so to speak.
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Post by frag on Dec 8, 2006 13:10:58 GMT -5
Wait, maybe he's buttraping the dragon? That's why the dragon's crying. That makes sense.
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Post by kmc on Dec 8, 2006 13:29:29 GMT -5
Oh my god. That thing kmc just posted made me spew my apple juice all over my keyboard. Now my keyboard is gross and sticky. Fuck you kenny. It's pretty unbelievable. Oh, and I'm pretty much batting 1000 with women telling me fuck you today. Kudos to me. |
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