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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 13:30:04 GMT -5
Sometimes I'm glad that his melodies distract from the lyrics so well.
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Post by rockysigman on Dec 8, 2006 13:31:11 GMT -5
I got a sister makin' babies with a Black and Decker blowtorch Gonna frop it all night in the middle of a black hole |
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Post by Galactus on Dec 8, 2006 13:31:45 GMT -5
I have a bad feeling the dragon is his dick.
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Post by frag on Dec 8, 2006 13:34:58 GMT -5
I guess that explains the sock.
Socks have classically been alternately used to disguise dragons.
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Post by frag on Dec 8, 2006 13:40:09 GMT -5
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Post by Galactus on Dec 8, 2006 13:49:38 GMT -5
Eureeka! Check out the "A" in castle. Somebody knows what's up.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Dec 8, 2006 22:31:25 GMT -5
My list isn't yet complete, but so far has been typed out with Ryo's penis. It will be achingly sexy & definitive & will include:
Game Theory - The Roots
Waterloo to Anywhere - Dirty Pretty Things
Peeping Tom
Pieces of the People We Love - the Rapture
Silent Shout - the Knife
St Elsewhere - Gnarls Barkley
Broken Boy Soldiers - Raconteurs
Ballad of the Broken Seas - Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan
Considering: Wolf & Cub, Joan As Policewoman, Black Keys, Sleepy Jackson, Augie March...
I do enjoy Stadium Arcadium & new TOOL but considering they pale in comparison with their pedecessors...same goes for Black Holes & Revelations. Damn you Muse. I got so excited & you kinda let me down there. And to think I watched you live & got so hot in the summer sun that I took off my t-shirt & stood in my bikini top AND I even missed out ona chance to brush past Julian Casablancas to do so. If you can't rock out for bikini groupies then why are you here?!
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Dec 8, 2006 22:42:42 GMT -5
I'd like to take this chance to mention three things. Things that have been bothering me somewhat, especially when I drink.
1. NME likes My Chemical Romance. They heartily endorse them. LMAO.
"Hello NME. I'm from FedEx, I'm here to deliver to you some fucking credibility. At least sign for this small parcel, it contains a shred of relevance. You need it".
Someone should put out a cease & desist order to NME - thousands of impressionable young British kids read that shit. They are being told to like My Chemical Romance. The new My Chemical Romance single sounds like screamo virgins singing Queen at karaoke night after drinking four vodka & Red Bulls. NME is the UK's biggest public health issue.
2. Gwen Stefani. I really liked Hollaback Girl & one of her other songs had a choice guitar riff in it. Who told her she should make another album? She looks like a parody of herself & even though its clever to sample a Rodgers & Hammerstein showtune, the rest of her new song sounds like ass. Plus, she encouraged that dirty bitch from the Black Eyed Peas to release a solo album.
3. Did anyone ever actually like AFI? Davey Havok has stupid hair. I saw a video of theirs this morning & it really bugged me. Who is buying December Underground & funding these bad haircuts?
2006 was kind of a shit year, lets admit it.
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Post by kool on Dec 8, 2006 23:01:16 GMT -5
Layla, totally agree with #2 & #3.
My Chemical Romance is crap. So is NME. And Gwen? I actually heard that new album the other day, in full, and it was painful. And I'm no hater, I didn't mind her debut at all, but this record is just really, really bad. I think it's time she gave the No Doubters a call.
And yes, 2006 was pretty much a shit year in music.
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Post by wayved on Dec 8, 2006 23:46:04 GMT -5
That being said, and I do not like My Chemical Romance, as it may be difficult for any originalty nowadays. Shit, if I were 19/20 years old, I would put mascara on. If it paid for my degree in college, yeah I would lose my self respect for awhile.
I used to try and keep up with all that shit. But it all sounds the same. processed to hell, pitch correction, I tried listening to the radio the other day and had to throw some other music in after 15 minutes. Maybe im just getting old but MAN. Im just not feeling any of this new music on the radio. Ive got an open mind, at least I think I do. The world is just so fast paced now. If you are a musician on a major label now you better be ready to sell your soul.
I agree with Kool. I dont know if its just my grumpiness, but besides about 6 albums, theres nothing that made me float on air or AIR GUITAR for that matter--except for albums that I bought that just were reissued or I bought on vinyl that were released before I was born. Nothing that made me say HOLY F*&KING SHIT and gave me goosebumps. (That Songs of Green Pheasant and Vorn are kick ass though) This year has not been exactly joyous--more heavy shit than usual--so maybe that put a whole spin on the music im trying to hear.
I listened to Charles Wrights In The Jungle Groove (or was it babe I get em confused) the other day on the way to work. "Comment" came on and I was almost reduced to tears. Powerful stuff.
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Dec 8, 2006 23:55:48 GMT -5
No one made a huge effort in 2006, and besides a few true gems (all of which are on my list, definitive & Ryo-sexy as it is), the entire year was a little bland. Maybe because indie blog fucks can ruin your career in three seconds these days by mentioning how over you they are. Its not their fault, its the fault of people who read them. Every time you read an indie blog, a starving musician somewhere dies.
No really, 2006 was a little meh because it came & went without any sign of Chinese Democracy. Maybe this time next year, Axl?
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Post by Adam on Dec 9, 2006 0:44:17 GMT -5
No really, 2006 was a little meh because it came & went without any sign of Chinese Democracy. Maybe this time next year, Axl? Only if we see nothing on the remaining Tuesdays of this month. They're still doing this "you'll never know when its available until you see it in a store" approach. Lame. |
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Dec 9, 2006 0:47:15 GMT -5
It was supposed to be a Tuesday in November.
Everyone knows Axl died back in 1994 & they're just carrying around his bloated carcass like in Weekend at Bernies. Its just a scare tactic to keep Velvet Revolver & Tommy Lee on their toes.
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Post by Adam on Dec 9, 2006 0:54:04 GMT -5
So that was a wax model Rosario was fondling with in that photo? Figures.
So I've been backtracking the pages I've missed on this thread and the last 3-4 pages are hilarious fucking gold. Clear cut evidence of what happens when the minds of ded, frag, ken and Rocky collide.
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Post by Ryosuke on Dec 9, 2006 6:46:17 GMT -5
2006 was kind of a shit year, lets admit it. I hope you didn't use my penis to type this, because 2006 was not a shit year for music. Definitely not. |
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