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[chrisfan]

Pissin2 said:

Frank Perdue dead at 84

You mean the Frank Perdue who managed to convince us all that chicken was the other yellow meat?

[pissin2]

Is there another Frank Perdue?

[chrisfan]

Most likely. But the yellow chicken man is the only one I know.

[pissin2]

No, there was only one Frank Perdue, and now he is dead.

Everybody should set aside some time today to eat a whole bunch of chicken.

[Galactus]

I actually thought Frank Perdue was already dead...

[pissin2]

See what has happened to this world?! Desensitized to everything. Everybody is too busy paying attention to someone not getting their food, when they should be paying attention to the man with the food - FRANK PURDUE!

And now it's too late.

[Ampage]

Chrisfan said:

Most likely. But the yellow chicken man is the only one I know.

Okay, this is hilarious because I have only bought Perdue a few times but I was definitely struck by the jaundiced look of the birds. I never said anythng about it so I am glad it wasn't just me. What was it from? Growth hormones or what?

[pissin2]

Frank Purdue's chickens were all natural!

[Ampage]

And Jose, Barry and Mark are all natural too, huh?

[pissin2]

No, but I bet they loved them some chickens

[chrisfan]

Ampage said:

Okay, this is hilarious because I have only bought Perdue a few times but I was definitely struck by the jaundiced look of the birds. I never said anythng about it so I am glad it wasn't just me. What was it from? Growth hormones or what?

Don't you remember the commercials he did years ago? Frank maintained that his chickens had yellow tone because of all the natural food they ate. Apparently, the yellow tone was supposed to be a good thing. It always grossed me out, which is why I stick with Tyson chicken!

[pissin2]

Tyson?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Thorngrub]

someone said:

"I'm sorry, I have nothing new to add, I just had to put this up again. There's just too much awesome in this post" - someone

Well congratulations, death merchants. Your side has been on quite a roll. Cheer on Liberals. Your decades old campaign to de-value human life has been a smashing success. You must be very proud. 40 million abortions, and counting; Terri Schiavo (the most recent). What living human being do we get to starve to death next? Rolling right on down that ol' slippery slope of euthanasia...

*rubbing hands 2gether in facetious greed, licking snivelling lips* "hissssssssss O Master....Can we streeng up a 1st grade School Teacher, pleeeeeeze--?? hissssssssssss"

Who's next on your hit list, death merchants? The elderly? The infirm? The mentally retarded? What burden to society is next?

Well, stratman In fact Yes, DEATH MERCHANTS *are* next on our list. Therefore, I feel, in my cruel & bastardized heart, that we L4S (Legion For Satan) should target lawyers next, just for practice and, you know, seein as how they're all spawned in a mad laboratory in Transylvania by descendants of Dr Frankenstein in an age-old conspiracy to manufacture an army of Vampire Clones with which to seize power in the Western Hemisphere towards achieving a New World Order.

Can I make a suggestion?


No, but something tells me you're going to anyway...

Given the looming crisis of Social Security/Medicare, I vote for murdering the elderly next. You know, that pesky ol' baby boom generation. Hey, I'm a part of it, so feel free to take me out too. I don't play favorites. After we've unburdened Social Security/Medicare, there'll be plenty of time to murder the rest. After all, human life is no more valuable than a pile of dog shit, is it death merchants?

I have a better idea. Let the government Subsidize MACDONALD's so the food will cost pennies on the dollar; that way, every ignoramus who eats there for next to nothing will grow fat and die early, thus saving Social Security for the rest of us.

Actually, you Righteous Champion For Unequivocal Good: We have completed years of painstaking scientific research that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that canine fecal matter is, both quantitatively *and* qualitatively more valuable than the reflexive human organism and it's unstoppable viral procreation. You see, the fecal matter of all living fauna (homo sapiens exempt*) is absolutely vital for the contribution of the life-allowing transubstantiation process inherent to the photosynthetic perpetuation of our atmosphere and the continuation of the overall life cycle of this planet. (* homo sapiens' fecal matter, unfortunately, being poisoned by the pharmaceutical and post-industrial detritus consumed on a daily basis only serves to poison the good rich soil this earth was given to start out with.) I hope this serves to further cement your demented, irrational bitterness by making you think I have validated your statement.


I'm sick of your culture of death, I'm sick of your moral relativism. I still believe in a right and a wrong. Obviously, you (Left) do not. Terri Schiavo deserved to live. There was enough questions around her situation to demand it. A query...why didn't Michael Schiavo just relinquish guardianship? He could've moved on with his life, and Terri's parents could've cared for her. Who would have lost under this scenario?

All American Citizens would potentially have lost their right to privacy. Forgive me for saying this, but neither you nor chrisfan nor I nor anyone else for that matter aside from Terri and Michael Schiavo have any right to know one iota about their personal life, not to mention the deeply tragic ending of it. What you saw on the news was MEDIA EXPLOITATION . . .and you gobbled it up hook line and sinker. 'Twas much ado about nothing, really . . . so why don't you just get over it?

And by not even allowing her family to be there for her final moments...unforgivable. Michael Schiavo is a fucking bastard.

I understand and even can go so far as to say I am in general sympathetic agreement with your feelings on this. However, I (remember: a pure fucking disgrace to morally superior beings such as yourself) merely try and be thoughtful enough to say "Michael Schiavo appears to be a 'fucking bastard'; however, I understand that I AM NOT PRIVVY TO THE REAL AND FACTUAL DETAILS of this case - HENCE I will not stoop down to your level and JUDGE MICHAEL SCHIAVO as you have done.

This country is truly fucked up when it takes a parent's/guardian's permission for a minor to get her ears pierced, yet that same minor can take a life (abortion) without even her parent's knowledge, let alone their counsel. Talk about a fucked up set of priorities...

You're just now starting to figure out how fucked up this country is -? Welcome to the Club

Congratulations, death merchants. Kudos to the Left. Your side seems to be winning the culture war.

Um, see stratman, it's YOUR programming that allows you to perceive this as a *competition* (i.e, it's very telling that you would blame the "Left" for "winning"). Personally, as a dyed-in-the-wool Hopeless murdering Leftist, and speaking for myself, I can honestly say that I do not see this dynamic as a "win/lose" situation. We just got dipshits to the right of us, assholes to the left.

I admit this isn't a rational post, it's an emotional one. I made my feelings on this case clear many pages ago on this board. And I've been following it for a long time too, not just since the latest media circus, btw. I also realize some of this post may be unfair, I'm just really pissed off right now. Attack me at your leisure. I'll respond when I can...well except for Shin. I don't respond to him on anything.

I am rebuking some of your rants at my leisure here only because you politely asked. I thought picking apart a lot of what you posted would be fun, but really only because someone came along and felt your rant was so damn fine that they felt compelled to re-post it, kinda like taking a polaroid of someone vomiting in the toilet and then displaying it on a bulletin board for all to see again.

Sometimes, you people really piss me off. Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth it. Why do I invest money, time, and effort to advance my philosophy...I feel like I'm on a sinking ship. I'll continue to fight the good fight, even as I think I'll probably lose in the end. I just hope I'm taking a dirt nap when the Left finally wins...

Well then. It seems You and I have something in common, after all. Cuz that sentiment could be expressed by any single heartless Leftist with a Baby Murdering Agenda, word for word, with the exception of the third-to-last one: simply reverse it to "Right".

Goddamned death merchants.

This, especially, I found a precise mirroring of how us monstrous Leftists feel about you Angelic Righters: that you indeed are the true merchants of death in the face of being wholly oblivious to the consequences of your cumulative actions, so here's mud in your eye.

R.I.P Terri Schiavo.

Amen to that, brother



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* The preceding is a light-hearted, satirical rebuff meant to further the spirit of good ol' fashioned camaraderie amidst disparate acquaintances in cyberspace. If we were at a bar together, the next pitcher you drank from would be on me, stratman*

[shin]

Chrisfan said:

But see, it is my belief that prayer is the path to answers. Not to mention that the answer I gave said a lot more than simply "pray". Perhaps the lesson here is really that if you don't want the answer, you should not ask the question. But I think that was probably already known ...

If you're too chickenshit to answer, you could just admit it.

[pissin2]

She doesn't need to answer. She has the power of prayer. shin, if only you put your faith in prayer, then you too would have the answer.