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Post by shin on Feb 8, 2007 20:47:46 GMT -5
Then what the fuck does this have to do with the soul? What? Seriously, what?
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Post by rockysigman on Feb 8, 2007 20:48:24 GMT -5
Jesus, shin, this isn't that difficult.
Listen. We don't know what caused the Big Bang. What we do know is that there was a Big Bang, and now the universe is in motion. Because the universe is in motion, we know that the earth is in motion. Why is the earth in motion? Because of the soul. And how do we know that the soul exists? Because of the existence of delicious, delicious babies. It's pretty simple. How dense can you be?
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Post by shin on Feb 8, 2007 20:50:00 GMT -5
Look kinetic energy is NOT what caused the Big Bang.
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Post by shin on Feb 8, 2007 20:50:30 GMT -5
Oh. Wait. Is that what he's saying, Rocky? This whole time?
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Post by rockysigman on Feb 8, 2007 20:51:15 GMT -5
Clear as day.
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Post by loudaab on Feb 8, 2007 20:52:30 GMT -5
Look kinetic energy is NOT what caused the Big Bang. Oh gee, you got me. Here's another one. Pineapple Upside Down Cake did not cause the Big Bang... Look shin, you dont seem totally ignorant. So answer me honestly. Do you really think kinetic energy caused the Big Bang?
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Post by shin on Feb 8, 2007 20:59:10 GMT -5
Since I'm not the one suggesting that the soul is kinetic energy, and that the soul caused the Big bang, NO, I DON'T.
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Post by Kensterberg on Feb 8, 2007 21:03:16 GMT -5
Jesus, shin, this isn't that difficult. Listen. We don't know what caused the Big Bang. What we do know is that there was a Big Bang, and now the universe is in motion. Because the universe is in motion, we know that the earth is in motion. Why is the earth in motion? Because of the soul. And how do we know that the soul exists? Because of the existence of delicious, delicious babies. It's pretty simple. How dense can you be? I thought that we had previously we'd established that Fat Boy Slim proved the existence of the soul with the following couplet: Check it out now, the funk soul brother. Right about now, the funk soul brother.And if that doesn't do it for you, how about this one: We know that reggae music exists. Toots Hibbert declared that "reggae got soul" back in the early seventies. Therefore, "soul" must exist b/c it is a property of reggae, which we can prove by imperical observation exists, or at least did in the seventies. I'm pretty sure that once Bob Marley and Peter Tosh were both in the ground that reggae was dead. But it was here thirty years ago, and it had soul.
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Post by rockysigman on Feb 8, 2007 21:05:00 GMT -5
Are you saying that the soul is now dead, Ken?
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Post by Kensterberg on Feb 8, 2007 21:07:02 GMT -5
Are you saying that the soul is now dead, Ken? Well, in 1980 Joe Strummer sang that "the wind has blown away the corner soul," which sounds like he was referring to it in the past tense. And if you've listened to what passes for "soul" music today, and then compare that to Otis Redding or James Brown, well, if soul isn't dead then it's in a coma and its prognosis looks grim.
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Post by loudaab on Feb 8, 2007 21:07:50 GMT -5
Since I'm not the one suggesting that the soul is kinetic energy, and that the soul caused the Big bang, NO, I DON'T. Then how about Pineapple upside down cake? Do you think that started the universe in motion? See my point shin. Just a dash of common sense allows us to rule out certain things as the cause of the Big Bang.
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Post by Galactus on Feb 8, 2007 21:09:13 GMT -5
I just don't think Ed understands the definition of proof. Really, It's cool that you believe that, maybe I do too but you haven't proven shit.
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Post by loudaab on Feb 8, 2007 21:23:30 GMT -5
I just don't think Ed understands the definition of proof. Really, It's cool that you believe that, maybe I do too but you haven't proven shit. It's just common sense. "How do we know gravity exists?" Cuz we see an apple fall from a tree. "How do we know that something must have started the universe in motion?" Because the universe IS in motion.
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Post by Galactus on Feb 8, 2007 21:28:10 GMT -5
It's not the same as gravity, dude. It's not common sense, it's what you believe and no matter how hard you believe it doesn't constitute proof.
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Post by shin on Feb 8, 2007 21:38:08 GMT -5
You know what else didn't start the Big Bang? Your child. AND YET.... oh yea, then there's this too: Common sense left you stranded on the train station catwalk a loooooong time ago, buddy.
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