Post by Thorngrub on Oct 25, 2006 9:41:00 GMT -5
*adopting stuffy British tone*
Really dawlings I dare say we could use a bit of loosening up around here. Of course by that I do mean the entire country, why not make it a tradition that the new president gets signed in with a blow job from the intern, I mean really. Just think of the pressure a man like that is going to be put under (not to mention the microscope). And perhaps some music lessons on Thursday afternoons might go a long way towards alleviating some of the stress accumulated throughout the busy presidential week. If he already knows how to "jam out", as they say, well he can put on a little show instead. I mean really. We do need to acknowledge these individual men are really only avatars, after a fashion, of the People of these United States. And that means, if you lend but a modicum of thought to it, they are merely representative, an extension that is, of a mob mentality. Now we cannot in our right minds really offer blame to a president that must blow a load every now and then whether it be into a sudanese medical factory or some young willing intern's mouth now, can we? I mean really. Perhaps if we started showing these poor scoundrels some of the respect their office demands we might all lighten up a tad around the collar. I say old chaps let's give young Bushie up there a break shall we? And by the way did anyone even notice when he turned 60? He's getting on for a youngun though isn't he? I must say it seems like only yesterday when "Dubya" was considered but a rich spoiled frat brat dealing coke to his football buddies. Let's have a turnaround of sentiment shall we. What other country in the world can boast handing the reigns over to such a lad as that -? Of course I say that tongue in cheek as this tradition is as old as the hills. Well I must say, let's not forget there's obviously a well endowed panel of superior officers handling the job while Mr. Bush sits behind his desk signing bills and parading around in front of the media after his seat's worn out. He's rather like an organ grinder's monkey come to think of it, why don't we throw him change? I'd wager everything is under control and besides, who else is going to keep the rest of the rotting world in check, eh maties? Let's start looking at the bright side of things, my but those are some fine jumpsuits our proverbial leader gets to sport about town aren't they?
Really dawlings I dare say we could use a bit of loosening up around here. Of course by that I do mean the entire country, why not make it a tradition that the new president gets signed in with a blow job from the intern, I mean really. Just think of the pressure a man like that is going to be put under (not to mention the microscope). And perhaps some music lessons on Thursday afternoons might go a long way towards alleviating some of the stress accumulated throughout the busy presidential week. If he already knows how to "jam out", as they say, well he can put on a little show instead. I mean really. We do need to acknowledge these individual men are really only avatars, after a fashion, of the People of these United States. And that means, if you lend but a modicum of thought to it, they are merely representative, an extension that is, of a mob mentality. Now we cannot in our right minds really offer blame to a president that must blow a load every now and then whether it be into a sudanese medical factory or some young willing intern's mouth now, can we? I mean really. Perhaps if we started showing these poor scoundrels some of the respect their office demands we might all lighten up a tad around the collar. I say old chaps let's give young Bushie up there a break shall we? And by the way did anyone even notice when he turned 60? He's getting on for a youngun though isn't he? I must say it seems like only yesterday when "Dubya" was considered but a rich spoiled frat brat dealing coke to his football buddies. Let's have a turnaround of sentiment shall we. What other country in the world can boast handing the reigns over to such a lad as that -? Of course I say that tongue in cheek as this tradition is as old as the hills. Well I must say, let's not forget there's obviously a well endowed panel of superior officers handling the job while Mr. Bush sits behind his desk signing bills and parading around in front of the media after his seat's worn out. He's rather like an organ grinder's monkey come to think of it, why don't we throw him change? I'd wager everything is under control and besides, who else is going to keep the rest of the rotting world in check, eh maties? Let's start looking at the bright side of things, my but those are some fine jumpsuits our proverbial leader gets to sport about town aren't they?
