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Post by Kensterberg on Jan 29, 2008 22:51:33 GMT -5
Mr. T was one tough MF.
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Post by wayved on Jan 29, 2008 23:18:57 GMT -5
I vote Mr T too--beside myself of course.
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Post by phil on Jan 29, 2008 23:40:28 GMT -5
 MISTER T. FOR PREZIDENT |
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Post by upinkzeppelin2 on Jan 30, 2008 0:21:20 GMT -5
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Post by strat-0 on Jan 30, 2008 6:06:45 GMT -5
John McCain's mother. She's gonna wash Chuck's mouth out with soap. I think she could do it, too. I can just see her pulling him around by the ear. And what's he gonna do?
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Post by phil on Jan 30, 2008 7:44:54 GMT -5
I'd pay good money to see that ! LoLoLoL ...
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Post by JACkory on Jan 30, 2008 8:53:18 GMT -5
I'm going w/Richard Dean Anderson b/c you mysteriously forgot to include Clint Eastwood in this. But I prefered his Stargate: SG1 persona to MacGuyver. Really. Clint Eastwood was definately in the running. When I was trying to think of bastards to include in the poll he was very seriously considered. He was disqualified because of his excellent acting skills and directorial ability. With the possible exception of Bruce Willis, none of those cocksuckers on my list can act his way out of a paper sack. You may wonder why such a thing matters when it comes to sheer ass-kickin' ability. It probably doesn't. That's just how I fuckin' did it. A quirky mood I was in when I made the poll, I don't know. But for Christ's sake, choose an alternate from the list! I have an awesome gift to present the winner and the whole thing just would not be fair if that winner took the prize as a result of a series of write-in votes. It's a hard knock life, word. |
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Post by phil on Jan 30, 2008 9:22:34 GMT -5
With the possible exception of Bruce Willis, none of those
cocksuckers on my list can act his way out of a paper sack.
Then if we go by that qualification alone,
there is one glaring omission from your list :
I nominate the "Muscles from Brussels",
the one and only(thank god!) Jean-Claude Van Damme !
Here's my list then :
1) Steven Seagall
2) Chuck Norris
3) Jean-Claude Van Damme
3) Sylvester Stallone
4) Ahhhnold ...
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Post by luke on Jan 30, 2008 10:14:12 GMT -5
Face the facts, Stallone just dropped one of the greatest action movies of all time at age 61. Not even Death Wish 3 can stand up to the new Rambo.
And the year before that, his old ass beat up Antonio Tarver.
So obviously, it's Sly.
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Post by JACkory on Jan 30, 2008 18:49:55 GMT -5
You do have a point there. It must be hard kicking ass and saving the world with a colostomy bag hanging out of your ass.
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Post by wayved on Jan 31, 2008 0:26:14 GMT -5
JOHN SHAFT
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Post by Ayinger on Jan 31, 2008 0:35:44 GMT -5
shut yo' mouth!
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Post by RocDoc on Jan 31, 2008 16:25:42 GMT -5
...and if you change the poll to dumbest motherfucker, i'll vote for Mr T, the stupid fuck who cut down a hundred trees on his property as soon as he bought his mansion north of chicago against all local 'green'/preservation ordinances because he said he was fucking allergic to trees.
yeah allergic, right.
with his painful 'condition', he chose to move to lake forest, ha.
the ego-trippin' ass. 'mister t do whatevertf he want!'
they fined him for his because-i-say-so paul bunyan-ism, he very brightly decided to make it a race-thang...and in his only smart move ever, he decided to leave.
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Post by JACkory on Feb 2, 2008 19:59:15 GMT -5
The morals and ethics of a man do not reflect upon his ability to kick some fuckin' ass.
Yo. Because-i-say-so paul bunyan-ism is actually a very macho condition. Damn right he'll do whateverthef he wants!
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Post by rocknroller on Mar 6, 2008 8:36:09 GMT -5
Richard Dean Anderson...man, MacGuyver was pretty cool.
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