JACkory
Struggling Artist
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Post by JACkory on Jan 28, 2008 14:52:11 GMT -5
You gotta admit, these son's of bitches are all A-1, top notch hardcases. But which one of 'em is the biggest bad-ass of 'em all? Which one of them is the one evil bastard you DO NOT want to fuck with? Which one would you HOPE was on your side when the shit hits the fan and the fiery explosions begin?
Let's vote and find out, let's do this the democratic way. Let's remain anonymous while deciding the fate of one or more of these legendary mega-stars. Let's smoke some dope and think about it long and hard, weighing the consequences of our decisions, full well understanding that 6 losers will have their feelings hurt and their heart's broken as a result of your lack of confidence in their capacity to lay the goddamn motherfucking SMACK down.
Cast your ballot now...or join the legions of losers who failed to see the importance of this poll, and like the selfish assholes they are, refused to vote. Theirs is a sad lot, the rest of their remaining years condemned to the mental anguish which accompanies the intense loss of self-esteem at the realization that they have let down not only their fellow board community members, but the entire world of action filmmaking as well. Not to mention the winner, who will be given the names of every one who did not vote and instructed to wreak havoc upon their place of residency.
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Post by samplestiltskin on Jan 28, 2008 14:58:36 GMT -5
Does Chuck Norris really qualify as beefy? He's more like a lithe slab of ass-kicking tofu.
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Post by phil on Jan 28, 2008 15:09:13 GMT -5
In the absence of Yul Brenner and Steve McQueen, my vote has to go to Charles Bronson ...
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Post by Thorngrub on Jan 28, 2008 15:56:15 GMT -5
Well, my vote's in. Now that I saw the most spectacular action hero ever come back w/a vengeance. . . .
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Post by KooL on Jan 28, 2008 16:07:46 GMT -5
Clint could kick all their asses combined. But in his absence I too have to go with Charles Bronson.
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Post by Thorngrub on Jan 28, 2008 17:30:04 GMT -5
Haha, I was talkin' about Stallone, obviously you haven't seen RAMBO yet.
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Post by maarts on Jan 29, 2008 5:31:08 GMT -5
Bruce Lee.
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Post by Thorngrub on Jan 29, 2008 10:52:49 GMT -5
Play fair now.
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Post by maarts on Jan 29, 2008 14:11:31 GMT -5
You know I can't.
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Post by RocDoc on Jan 29, 2008 14:30:57 GMT -5
i gotta vote for my fellow loogan/lithuanian mr. bucinskas (aka 'buchinsky' like so many turn of the century liths turned themselves to polacks), even though his squint-eyed menace was sorta cartoonish to me.
still i find deniro pretty convincingly bad-ass when he flies off the handle. i totally admire his way with a 'swear' as well. fucking makes me feel like i'm back in the fucking neighborhood again.
;D
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JACkory
Struggling Artist
Posts: 167
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Post by JACkory on Jan 29, 2008 18:09:54 GMT -5
Now goddamnit people there are 7 tough bastards up there to vote for, what's with all the mutha fuckin' WRITE-INS??
I realize that folks have their fave ass-kickers, and no doubt many of these are even more brutal than the ones I've selected for your consideration.
But this is a POLL, for cryin' out loud. It's like a primary. Some of the best candidates are out of the running before the whole she-bang even picks up any steam. Just think of these sons-of-bitches as the ones who cut the mustard...the MAJORITY vote, baby.
And then vote for Steven Seagall because he's the only one of these tough guys who can whip three men in a row without ever changing the expression on his face.
Now that's a force to be reckoned with.
(No offense intended to anyone who was kind enough to at least swing by with a write-in, but let's step it up, people)
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Post by Ayinger on Jan 29, 2008 18:43:33 GMT -5
guess there goes my kick-in,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Post by Kensterberg on Jan 29, 2008 19:05:49 GMT -5
I'm going w/Richard Dean Anderson b/c you mysteriously forgot to include Clint Eastwood in this.
But I prefered his Stargate: SG1 persona to MacGuyver. Really.
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Post by phil on Jan 29, 2008 19:19:11 GMT -5
And then vote for Steven Seagall because he's the only one of these tough guys who can whip three men in a row without ever changing the expression on his face.
That's because he succeded to learn only ONE facial expression after three years at the Strasberg Theatre & Film Institute ...
BTW, Forget Charles Bronson ... I really should have vote for Mister T. !!
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Post by phil on Jan 29, 2008 19:20:29 GMT -5
Ayinger ... LoLoLoL !!
Ken ... Right on !!
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