Poster Awards Show!!!

[luke]

I don't see how it can't be, really.

[riley]

We can go Gayest Straight Poster and/or Gayest Gay Poster and/or Gayest Overall. I'll leave it to you guys.

[Galactus]

We could do that Straightest straight but poster but that's so obviously me it'd just be sulfurous.

[Galactus]

I mean suflorius or suflerous or something that means unnecessary.

[tuneschick]

That was just funny.

[riley]

That's because Mantis is the funniest poster. You'll see for sure when the results happen. Once the lazy fucking banker host gets his shit together and actually posts the categories.

[chrisfan]

That looks like obvious campaigning to me for votes for the "laziest fucking banker" category.

[riley]

Unless The Bear resurfaces real quick, I've probably got a lock on that one, but very observant none the less.

[chrisfan]

Better be careful, or Mellie may make a turn for the lazy (and a return) in order to give you a run for your money. (bad pun not intended)

[Kensterberg]

Laziest Fucking Banker Who Can Be Bothered to Post From Time to Time: Rileydog.
Poster Most in Need of Validation: Rileydog.
Poster Least in Need of Validation: Mary ('cause we all worship her anyway)
Gayest Poster (who hasn't slept with anyone of the same sex, that we know of) : Mantis. And Rileydog. Oh yeah, and that dude that Jesus Looks Like.
Gayest Poster (who is actually gay) : Sorry, but this has to be Patlogi.
Poster Most Likely to Pull Out a Calculator: Bowiglou.
Posters Who've Had the Best Last Six Months: Mellie and Scottsy (honorable mention to Mary, PhD).
Poster Most Likely to Die From His Current Sinus Infection: ME!

There, I feel like I've done something productive today. I voted. Had to make up my own fucking categories, but I voted, damn it!

Poster Most Likely to Turn Into Grampa Simpson If He Doesn't Get Better Soon: Once again, that would be me ...

[riley]

alright wise guy, nice job. i'll be up until like 4am tonight though, because i'm riding out 3 large lattes, so you're interim awards have been duly noted and I shall get off my arse monetarily to get this shit started

[RocDoc]

Monetarily...uh-huh, c'mon you guys! Stop makin' fun of DED!

Bowiglou too, with his 'palette'...oh wait, that's just a Bowiglouism...

[riley]

fuck. that was classic. i swear i didn't do that on purpose. momentarily.

monetarily. jesus. i'm going to ruin my rep as a dirty hippie banker.

[Galactus]

It's not my fault I can't spell good. It's the public school system.

[riley]

Alright fuckers. Let's give this a run. It''s been a while. In fact, we've not had awards here in the 2 years plus since the big move.

I thought of trying to incorporate the site's survey feature, but that would involve nominees and shit, and i'm already dragging ass on this.

All I ask for being stupid enough to run with this thing is that someone contact my boss and confirm I in fact can take "ownership" of something.

I took some suggestions. Added a few more. Borrowed stolesome from Shin. I'll start a new thread. You know the drill. Copy and paste the questions with your answer. Honourable Mentions can be included, but may or may not get tallied.

You'll note there are no "worst" this or that categories because that's not my style. For instance, I have the worst need for validation, but it's not like you see me starting a thread asking people to flirt with me or something. Everyone or everything is the best or most of something. No shit slinging.

Not sure when we'll close it. Once it appears everyone who's interested has had a chance I guess. Then I'll proceed with the scripting and engage the help of the willing creative types to ensure there are some actual funny bits.

Sound cool? Too late, I'm starting the thread.